Old story I read as a younger person

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Hello,

Back in the 80s, I got my hands on a book of 'dirty' stories as they were referred to. I believe the name of the book was Cock Tales and had a bunch of short stories in it.

There was one in particular about a guy who gets a call from someone at the phone company about not paying his bill and through the course of the conversation, unscrews the cap of the receiver (that should tell you how old the story is, right?), and a woman's lips are there, and you can guess what's on the other side of the phone.

It was one of the most erotic things I'd ever read and still haunts me to this day.

Any ideas?
Thx,
G
 
Ideas on....where to find it or are their similar stories here?

Was this a paperback or one of those smaller sized mags like variations etc...that were big back then?

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Ideas on....where to find it or are their similar stories here?

Was this a paperback or one of those smaller sized mags like variations etc...that were big back then?

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I had a few magazines like this stashed, but though it was thin, it was definitely a paperback.
 
Ideas on....where to find it or are their similar stories here?

Was this a paperback or one of those smaller sized mags like variations etc...that were big back then?

Hi Hy!

That's Hyapatia Lee on that cover. Cool girl back then.


I remember a whole cache of other paperbacks before those magazines came out. Whole story series across several books. One call 'Aunt Nancy' or something as I recall.
 
IIRC, it was in The National Lampoon.

Hey Tarnished, are you sure it was? I half hoped you had linked to it!

It does sound like National Lampoon style story. I had three favorite NL stories from way back in the day, all three are ideas I've seen done by others since NL's take on it.

1) A girl who woke with a dick for 24 hours. Her trying to manage the wood of an early morning piss hard-on was funny as hell. There's a similar sort of scene in the Jumanji remake with Jack Black.

2) Superman as a horny teen, using his x-ray vision to peek into the girls' locker room and only being able to fuck an overweight slut because she was the only girl who could handle his super orgasms. If you've seen the unrated version of the movie "Hancock," they seem to have borrowed from that concept.

3) A guy who wakes up as a girl and has to put up with all of his friends wanted to feel his tits and fuck him.
 
Hi Hy!

That's Hyapatia Lee on that cover. Cool girl back then.


I remember a whole cache of other paperbacks before those magazines came out. Whole story series across several books. One call 'Aunt Nancy' or something as I recall.

I found a box of the old 60's style Paperbacks written by 'anonymous' there was some hardcore shit in those.

And Hyapatia,,,,oh yes,'

I always think the porn stars from back then have to be pissed as hell at how much money the girls make now with the net, web cams, ske websites and with the milf craze they're never 'too old' for porn
 
Hey Tarnished, are you sure it was? I half hoped you had linked to it!

Pretty sure. As I recall, he got into some hot and heavy phone sex with the female collection agent who called him about his account owing. Then his phone turned out to have some highly unusual features, leading to him finding a vagina in the base. Of course, as soon as he penetrated, a set of iron claws grabbed him, quite literally, by the balls until he paid up. It was a fun story.

Sadly, I doubt any of NL's stuff is online.
 
Sorry about that

If you go to http://luckyfrogfarms.com/cook/ you'll see a link to NL. Hit the 1970's link (pretty sure the ' is messing up the link I put in).
Hit 1974
Hit 1974_05.pdf link. It's on magazine page 40.

Tried attaching it, it's too big.

Hth!
G
 
Ideas on....where to find it or are their similar stories here?

Was this a paperback or one of those smaller sized mags like variations etc...that were big back then?

attachment.php

The story that was described is one I remember from a magazine, but I don't remember the name of it. It probably would have been Hustler or Penthouse.
 
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