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Dear Doctor: patient complains of groin and scrotal pain, chronic UTI and testicular lumps. Please address this as soon as possible. RN

really the patient said: my balls aching and it burns when I pee and I think there's some lumps. I need some penicillin shots. can you help me?

Yes, yes I can.
 
Groin French Catheter Sheath Bedrest Sandbag Stents Angiography Dye Diaylisis
Interventional Cardiology
 
It's a gangbang and I am getting fucked.
Good thing I know when to fight back and when to just lay down and take it.
 
To watch a patient walk for the first time after a big stroke--
well, that crooked droopy smile and limp walk--
I wouldn't do anything else for money
or for free.
Yeap I still cry happiness tears.
 
There must be a secret prerequisite:
All RN patient managers are tall blonde and beautiful.
All Ortho Surgeons have buzz cuts and big arms, hands, chests and heads.
 
Janey: You are going to miss me the most when I'm gone.
Dr Mean: Are you leaving?
Janey: Yes. I want to work in the city for the experience.
Dr Mean: How about: I pull out a sharp silver knife and threaten you? Will that be enough experience for you?
Janey: <blush>
Dr Mean: You know I'm kidding right?
Janey: Yeah, you can pull out the knife and we can play a game or something.
Dr Mean: <blushing>
Janey: <shift> or <run>
Dr Mean: I hope you come back in a few years.
Janey: ----------

Heart > Mind
 
sweepthefloor said:
There must be a secret prerequisite:
All RN patient managers are tall blonde and beautiful.
All Ortho Surgeons have buzz cuts and big arms, hands, chests and heads.
Click to expand...

(laughs at this)

our mangers are shortish, dumpy and brunette...
my Ortho surgeon is 5'3 and requires a statuesque redhead of note to open jars for him :eek:
 
Good bye little Pervy Hospital--after a week vacation I will resume Perving at the new big Pervy Hospital.
 
I messaged on facebook my Fave Cardiologist at my former place of employment.

I wrote: Is Telemetry quiet without me?
He replied: I miss u
:eek:

I should have wrote back: i miss u too, but I cracked off with this poem and now he must surely think I am insane.

I wrote: i miss u too, who will be my muse?
And then typed in this poem--

Pacing, with an underlying
Rhythm of loves you.
The ECG tracing of this heart
Is not lined with
-pqrst-
It is mapped with the letters
Of whatever your name is.
I don't need a master cardiologist
To know this truth:
The only ruler I want-
The only caliper I need-

Is the one you measure with.
-------

Why do I over-write?
 
At least I did not write this one:

The heart fetish
Is a burning box of tissues.
My lips on your pump-

Just once.
 
At least I did not send this one, my pristine reputation would be ruined:

s4
ta- lubb- dubb
A stiff wall
Does not mean
Ischemic myocardium
Or a non-compliant ventricle
ta- lubb
My mouth on the down stroke
-dubb
The upstroke.
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How perverted: taking pathological heart sounds and slurping it into suck.
 
He replied: Cute.

I will not jeopardize my professional reputation any further with a slutty poem.
 
Sucrets

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Anesthesiologists-

They manage your airway.

Pervy Patient: wakes up.
Anesthesiologist: It is all over.
Pervy Patient: Does my throat look ok?
 
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