ABSTRUSIONS: A Bohemian hangout.

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Woohoo, kids are back in school.:nana:

I did a happy dance, the other moms didn't, what a bunch of tight asses.

Anyhoo, going to have coffee, a cig and relax for a bit.

:D
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Woohoo, kids are back in school.:nana:

I did a happy dance, the other moms didn't, what a bunch of tight asses.

Anyhoo, going to have coffee, a cig and relax for a bit.

:D

Got any coffee to spare?
 
Mornin' Abs, Min, Becca... and anyone else who may be lurking.

Can I get a 55 gallon drum of coffee and a straw. ;)

Edited to add: Oops, Morning Colly. :)
 
Good morning people.
It's the saddest thing.. the one day I get to sleep in, and I woke up before 9.
Grrrrrr!:mad:

Anyhow, I've had caffiene, nicotine, and I'm ready to roll. ;)

How is everyone?
 
Hiya all. Let me get a coffee for Mistress Cloudy over here and one for myself.

Hi Lauren, we missed you...
 
Belegon said:
Hiya all. Let me get a coffee for Mistress Cloudy over here and one for myself.

Hi Lauren, we missed you...

[heavy southern drawl] Why, thank you, kind suh.[/heavy southern drawl]
 
cloudy said:
[heavy southern drawl] Why, thank you, kind suh.[/heavy southern drawl]

Yuh are most certainly welcome, ma'am. ~~tips hat slightly while performing a small bow~~ It was truly mah honor.
 
cloudy said:
[heavy southern drawl] Why, thank you, kind suh.[/heavy southern drawl]



[heavy northern gag] that was kinda sweet, babe.[/heavy northern gag]

but you know i love you anyway
 
vella_ms said:
[heavy northern gag] that was kinda sweet, babe.[/heavy northern gag]

but you know i love you anyway

Careful, now.....I can make the accent even worse. ;)
 
cloudy said:
Careful, now.....I can make the accent even worse. ;)

not unless you intend on moving to montgomery.. and i really hope you dont.

in any case, i chose to think of your accent as a bastardized scarlette ohara... and seeing as vivian was from europe? i think thats pretty damn good.

kinda like renee zelwiger putting on that english accent and shes from america.. but damn.. shes hot and im willing to over look that
 
vella_ms said:
not unless you intend on moving to montgomery.. and i really hope you dont.

in any case, i chose to think of your accent as a bastardized scarlette ohara... and seeing as vivian was from europe? i think thats pretty damn good.

kinda like renee zelwiger putting on that english accent and shes from america.. but damn.. shes hot and im willing to over look that

The key to a good southern accent is to draw your words out as long as possible, make a word that has only one syllable have at least two, and so on. Oh, and make sure you run the words together so that no one that hasn't spent significant time in the southeast can understand you.

I used to have a southern dictionary - fucking hilarious! Wish I could remember more of the words, but the one that sticks out in my mind is: Bumminham..:D

Oh, and aigs, doe-wer (door), foe-wer (four), and oy-yal (oil).

:D
 
vella_ms said:
holy shit.. that made me twitch


in and out...


yeah


:p

I think I like when you twitch.

Turning back, suddenly realizing I misjudged the meaning of the bars on the window, and the dungeon-like decor.
 
ABS EXIT

CharleyH said:
I think I like when you twitch.

Turning back, suddenly realizing I misjudged the meaning of the bars on the window, and the dungeon-like decor.

after entering.. you may never leave:

absexit.jpg
 
Don't you just hate when something gets in your mind and just sticks until you do something about it?

That southern dictionary thing was stuck, so I found some definitions online:

IGNERT - (adjective) - Not smart. Usage: "Them Bammer boys shore are ignert!"

CHEER - (adverb) - In this place. Usage: "Jest set that beer rat cheer."

FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic. Usage: "I cuddin't unnerstan a wurd he sed... mus be from some farn country."

BOB WAR - (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay away from that there bob war fence."
 
Re: Re: ABS EXIT

CharleyH said:
LOL - why was I expecting a glistening pussy? :devil:

for that we would have Lisa Denton

for the unexpected... youve got me:rolleyes:
 
cloudy said:
Don't you just hate when something gets in your mind and just sticks until you do something about it?

That southern dictionary thing was stuck, so I found some definitions online:

IGNERT - (adjective) - Not smart. Usage: "Them Bammer boys shore are ignert!"

CHEER - (adverb) - In this place. Usage: "Jest set that beer rat cheer."

FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic. Usage: "I cuddin't unnerstan a wurd he sed... mus be from some farn country."

BOB WAR - (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay away from that there bob war fence."


babe... i think im going to be ill.
possibly its the PTSD.. the memories of the ex-inlaws are making me dizzy..

or maybe im just hungry for lunch
 
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