My Granddaddy always said...
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respeito
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*laughing*
Respy, your dad is hilarious.
oh kimbalee, that's not my dad. *laughs* Sh*t My Dad Says is a Twitter feed by a guy named Justin Halpern. it was made up of quotes that he'd heard from his dad on different subjects. the feed got really popular, and he wrote a book based on the feed, then later got a tv show deal, but the show was cancelled.
sorry about the confusion.
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oh kimbalee, that's not my dad. *laughs* Sh*t My Dad Says is a Twitter feed by a guy named Justin Halpern. it was made up of quotes that he'd heard from his dad on different subjects. the feed got really popular, and he wrote a book based on the feed, then later got a tv show deal, but the show was cancelled.
sorry about the confusion.
chuckling. still hilarious.
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My Granddaddy always said...If you have to add a cool smilie to the end of your post, you failed.
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my grandfather said that your grandfather did not say that.
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(hugs)
my grandmother said she'll make the popcorn.
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Doesn't make it any less true.
or is it so true that you just blew my mind?
*makes mind blowing gesture*
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My Granddaddy always said...If you can't be faithful to yourself, how will you ever be faithful to your wife?
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My granddaddy always said...There are two types of people in this world. Those that can take a joke, and those that are a joke.
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my granddaddy always said, "Well if you can't take a joke, then fuck you."
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That's a cool granddaddy.
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My Granddaddy always said...If his pants get any lower, we'll see why they won't stay up.
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Sleep tight.
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My grandmother would look in the mirror and say, "I sure hate getting old, but it's better than the alternative!"
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My grandpappy always said, "Don't shit on your own front porch."
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My Granddaddy always said...If you're gonna fall under the charm of a woman, make sure she's charming.
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My grandpa used to say this also!!!
Awwww I miss the old goat
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My mother always said "a woman always wants to hear that she's beautiful."
My pops always said "shut up and try harder."
In truth, both pieces of advice were equally useful.
My pops always said "shut up and try harder."
In truth, both pieces of advice were equally useful.
