The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

Tio_Narratore said:

and you get Robin Goodfellow.

I put in a Vernal Equinoctial dream...

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you become overwrought with emotion.

I put in a powerful sedative...

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NekoParks said:

And you get a midsummer night's dream.

I put in a couple of quarrelling of fairies...

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Handley_Page said:

But one gets put on 'ignore'.



I put in a bottle of car polish

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NekoParks said:

and you get a Simonized finish.

I put in the sounds of silence...

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Handley_Page said:

It sounds like the needle in the inner ring when the record has ended.



I put in a bugler playing Taps.

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NekoParks said:

And you get a Longfellow poem...

"The day is done, and the darkness
Falls from the wings of Night,
As a feather is wafted downward
From an eagle in his flight."

I put in a banner with the strange device...

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Handley_Page said:

but it does not say "Excelsior"



I put in a Signal Flag.

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NekoParks said:

And you get "Ye Mariners of England
That guard our native seas!
Whose flag has braved a thousand years
The battle and the breeze!"

I put in a children's hour...

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Handley_Page said:

With stories by "Uncle Mac"
[and Larry the Lamb]

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NekoParks said:

and you get Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop


I put in Mack the Knife...

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Handley_Page said:

but the knife is well blunted.


I put in a Dermatome

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Saxon_Hart said:

And Hannibal Lecter applauds your choice of instruments and offer you some fava beans and a glass of Chianti.


I put in a mask.

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WyldIce said:

And get back an invite to the Carnival of Venice


I put in a Video Cassette of Die Hard

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Handley_Page said:

It goes soft in the heat.



I put in a 3D printer.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get a life-sized replica of your favourite porn star.

By the way, I have a 3d printer; they're quite fun.

I put in a old-fashioned printer's galley...

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YoursSINSerely said:

and, my finger tips are covered with ink which makes me think about the time I was arested for . . . ah, that's another thread.

I put in a large needle with a good-sized eye.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and it still takes you a dozen tries to thread it.

I put in a needle threader...

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YoursSINSerely said:

And, the little lady at the top reminds me of my sweet little old aunt.

I put in an ant trap.

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YoursSINSerely said:

And, the little lady at the top reminds me of my sweet little old aunt.

I put in an ant trap.

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Saxon_Hart said:

But the ants take all of the cheese without triggering the trap.


I put in lead based paint.

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SwitchMami said:

And you get all sorts of flyers about the new strip club down the road

I put in a clean pair of my panties...

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Handley_Page said:

But they get to decorate the flagpole



I put in a new tea towel

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Saxon_Hart said:

But it fails to clean the old tea.

I put in industrial grade solvent.

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Handley_Page said:

It works so well you get an very clean industrial-sized hole.




I put in a coat of paint

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