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Garnate
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BoyNextDoor
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This. Goddamn, Yossi......
What does it take to see your bum in all its glory?
Garnate
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There isn't enough vodka in all of Russia.
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Karhu-er
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There is a lot of vodka in Russia.
I was to a town that was once an outpost in the USSR. To establish the settlement, the first facility to be built was the vodka distillery.
Garnate
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Hah! Hilarious. And further pushes the gravity of my statement.
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Karhu-er
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Okay......Too bad you're walking sideways through the front door.
Garnate
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My life is very difficult indeed.
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Karhu-er
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Welcome to the world! i was stuck drinking wine from 1978 this evening.
Garnate
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The horror! And I bet you had to drink it out of a Riedel Sommelier instead of Waterford Crystal. I am shocked, sir! Shocked! And outraged!
Not Normal
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Yo!
Hellooooooo nurse.An oldie.
Niiiiice
Garnate
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That's not gonna cut it.
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Karhu-er
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It was some old shit my mom had in her cellar. She's been gone 10 years. The juice started to turn as soon as the bottle was open. We toasted her.
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Not Normal
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That's nice.
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evesdream
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1. I start and delete more than I post. It's a sickness, I'm looking into having it checked out by a professional. But thank you truly, because LURVE.
2. You. Want me. To post MY bits. In a thread. With:
- Your magical butt
- Yossi's magical butt
- Mischka's magical butt
-The ghost of Farrah's magical butt (because we all know THAT av is burned into our brains)
?
Holy marshmallows, woman. My butt, bits, and anything else would never ever compete, so I won't try- HOWEVER! I will give what my shy heart can bear at the moment. They are not super fresh off the presses (I tend to choose sleep over dirty picture-taking most days) but will have to do.
Hah! Funny, charming, sweet, sexy. I bet you get into chat, too. Very strong Clara Bow/Mary Pickford vibe in that photo (if they did sultry nude scenes). Also I didn't know you and NN are a thang. Hawt.
Ditto to Luk - he's a pretty lucky man.
An oldie.
I remember this one
The juxtapose gives it a pin-up twist to my eye. You need to print these up as Lit postcards.Hellooooo fabulous tattoo.
Coddamnit that's a beautiful shot.
Mischka
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"More butt" is not an apt description for that glorious rump, with back dimple begging to be licked.
I got lucky with that one. Usually trying to take them on my phone from shoulder level turns out disastrous, but it actually worked! yay!
I imagined feeling your tongue there and gave myself goosebumps. Also, I fantasized you were behind me with a strap on and now my cunt is soaked.
evesdream
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It's the back dimple that kills me.
Mischka
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spacekowboy
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What Tom Cruise must be thinking!
bluebell
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Lit Chat?
NN keeps me in cock, yes. Bless him.
I'm humbled by your compliments and overwhelmed by your kindness- those ladies are beauties!
As. Is. Your. Rump.
Thank you, darling. You can sit by me anytime you want. I will only fondle with permission.
You know all this is making you spoogey.
It's making ME spoogey.
spacekowboy
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Fine ass makes my sticker peck out.
bluebell
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I can't cum OR finish writing my erotic story until you tell me how it feels to have your cock sucked.
Also I'm a virgin who's never been touched.
Except by Jesus.
