Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
still nothing... but soon...
Hi, I'm CWatson, and I seem to have subconsciously chosen to die a virgin.
I did.
Oh wait. Wrong thread.
Good girl
I shouldn't be posting in here, either.
Goddamn, what's a guy gotta do to get laid round here?
...Hell, what's a fella gotta do to get noticed round here. I am at the community college, I am looking for a job, I'm doing a lot of singing, I'm on the dating sites, and still the only woman to have expressed any interest in me over the last six months is 1) a teenager, 2) a teenager in the creepy way ("Wow, CWatson, cradle-robbing much?") and 3) a teenager not in the "Hot nauty teenz is w8ing 4 u!" way that they write spam-email titles about.
I remember that, when I was taking a Psychology class on personality and cognitive biases, the teacher pointed out that human beings have a tendency to assume that they are better and more lucky than everyone around them. For instance, 90% of people claim they are a better-than-average driver. He said that the Psychology department had given out a survey (anonymous, I hope) on sexual habits amongst women at the university, and one of the questions was, "If sexually active, what would you predict as the likelihood of you getting pregnant during unprotected sex?" They said 10%. When asked about the likelihood of the average woman on campus, the average answer was 30%--despite the fact that the "average" woman on campus may or may not be using birth control, and (for that matter) may or may not be having sex. In other words, according to these female students, a celibate virgin is more likely to get pregnant than she is.
...And all I could think was, "How come I never meet any of these girls???"
I don't know if I should feel relieved or depressed to identify so well with this thread
2 months now! 2 fucking months!
No, not fucking, fuckless