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:D My doctors say: 'Mmm' a lot. And frown. Does that count?

I get that on every visit to my PCP and my pulmonologist. It usually comes right after they ask, "Are you still smoking?"

I prefer, "Aha!" Not knowing has always been as bad as the diagnosis.

I kind of like it when my doc mutters: "You are 25 years older than me, 60# overweight, smoke, don't exercise, eat all the wrong things, and your damn blood work is better than mine!" :D

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I get that on every visit to my PCP and my pulmonologist. It usually comes right after they ask, "Are you still smoking?"

I kind of like it when my doc mutters: "You are 25 years older than me, 60# overweight, smoke, don't exercise, eat all the wrong things, and your damn blood work is better than mine!" :D

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A three-week long argument with some weird type of 'flu (requiring Tamiflu, which is worse that the original problem), forced me to give up smoking. I didn't mind too much, it was getting expensive.
But you can imagine my surprise when a visit to my GP resulted in treatment for cancer in the throat. Now that got quite painful.
 
A three-week long argument with some weird type of 'flu (requiring Tamiflu, which is worse that the original problem), forced me to give up smoking. I didn't mind too much, it was getting expensive.
But you can imagine my surprise when a visit to my GP resulted in treatment for cancer in the throat. Now that got quite painful.

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A blind man walks into a bar. 'Damn!' he said. 'I didn't see that.' :D

That reminds me of this one:-

A blind man wanders into an "all girls biker bar" by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
No...
not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times".
 
That reminds me of this one:-

A blind man wanders into an "all girls biker bar" by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
No...
not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times".

Boom, boom!

:D :D :D :D :D
 
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