Tell Us Your Cheesiest Pick Up Line

cowslinger64 · Jan 26, 2015

I like your shoes... I bet they were really nice when they were new.

Your ankles are having a party... They invited your panties down.

am_1967 · Jan 26, 2015

Are you religious, because you're the answer to all my prayers.

DarkrSide · Jan 26, 2015

My name isn't Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bed Rock

FantasySlut · Jan 26, 2015

Stop, drop and roll, baby! You're on fire!!

GiggLeGasm · Jan 26, 2015

I'd let you buy me a drink, but vodka makes my thighs hurt

am_1967 · Jan 26, 2015

My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina

jameslewis · Jan 27, 2015

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respeito · Jan 27, 2015

wanna play a game? it's called rock, paper, take off all your clothes.

Lia Monde · Jan 27, 2015

I think we'd make a Gouda couple.

FantasySlut · Jan 27, 2015

If beauty were time, you'd be eternity

am_1967 · Jan 27, 2015

If you were a tropical fruit you'd be a Fine-apple.

Mebtaz2000 · Jan 27, 2015

Are you a camera? Cause every time I look at you, I smile.

respeito · Jan 27, 2015

feel my sweater. know what that's made of? girlfriend material.

MausAss · Jan 27, 2015

You smell like cheese, I wonder if you taste like it too.

am_1967 · Jan 27, 2015

If we were fast food restaurants I'd be Burger King and you'd be McDonalds, I'd have it my way and you'd be loving it.

ydahecnot · Jan 27, 2015

respeito said:
feel my sweater. know what that's made of? girlfriend material.

Any particular part of the sweater you want me to feel?

respeito · Jan 27, 2015

if i told you i worked for ups, would you let me handle your package?

ydahecnot said:
Any particular part of the sweater you want me to feel?

you can rub on my cuff.

all night long.

ydahecnot · Jan 27, 2015

I would do my best to make your wrist happy

respeito · Jan 27, 2015

you must be a banana, because i find you a peeling.

ydahecnot said:
I would do my best to make your wrist happy

and your reward for doing so:

am_1967 · Jan 28, 2015

Do you have a map, because I'm getting lost in your eyes.

Wild_Honey_66 · Jan 28, 2015

i'm total crap at pickup lines, but I love this thread. :rose:

blazin24 · Jan 28, 2015

Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.

L8tnIt · Jan 28, 2015

If I said you have a sexy body, would you hold it against me?

Lovely2222 · Jan 28, 2015

True... his name was Maxwell.

He introduced himself to me and said, "My name is Maxwell and I am good to the last drop."

That shit worked too. He got a smile and a dance. I was taken at the time so nothing beyond that.

blazin24 · Jan 28, 2015

Lovely2222 said:
True... his name was Maxwell.

He introduced himself to me and said, "My name is Maxwell and I am good to the last drop."

That shit worked too. He got a smile and a dance. I was taken at the time so nothing beyond that.

Haha

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