DeepGreenEyes
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I hope you will post pics.
Better still, create a bogus personal ad for her over on BDSM personals. Just keep the Long-haired white female part and add "needs to be trained."
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I hope you will post pics.
Better still, create a bogus personal ad for her over on BDSM personals. Just keep the Long-haired white female part and add "needs to be trained."
HottieMama
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Holy mother of fuck..I just laughed so hard I snorted. That's HILARIOUS!!! (And Oh...so...tempting....)
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Aw! I'm gonna get a chihuahua when we buy our own house.
Do it. You know you want to.
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Sexual harassment training video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dzs09WiM35Y&feature=youtube_gdata_player
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dzs09WiM35Y&feature=youtube_gdata_player
DeepGreenEyes
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Yawn. Yet another corporate HR waste of my life, with the word "power fuck" in it.
Also consider using the words "petite" and "eager to please!"
I will definitely post comments if you do, HM. Asking if she's a bitch.
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Sir_Winston54
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Of course you can. I stole it from her; she read it to me from something she was looking at online.
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DeepGreenEyes
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God, that's so... beautiful.
More profound than even Sex Farm, I believe, although, SPIN still lumps it in the "rural sex" category, which I find a travesty.
Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay
Scratching in your henhouse
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
Leaving my spray
Sex farm woman, I'm gonna mow you down
Sex farm woman, I'll rake and hoe you down
Sex farm woman, don't you see my silo rising high?
Working on a sex farm
Hosing down your barn door
Bothering you livestock
They know what I need
Working up a hot sweat
Crouching in your pea patch
Plowing through your beanfield
Planting my seed
Sex farm woman, I'll be your hired hand
Sex farm woman, I'll let my offer stand
Sex farm woman, don't you hear my tractor rumbling by?
Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay
kiwi_submissive
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Making an important appointment.
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I thought you might have, but I wasn't sure if it was an original quote or something she found so I wanted to make sure before I post it on facebook. lol
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A good sammie and catching up to realizing it is totally nap thirty.
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the captians wench
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Last shift before I fly.
I know it's kind of wrong, but I'm kinda glad that I have two managers sick and I can work tonight instead of in the morning. Night shifts are so much less stressful, and I can get everything done that I need to.
Also, I can tell he's getting as antsy as I have been. It's starting to show anyway. It's so cute.
I know it's kind of wrong, but I'm kinda glad that I have two managers sick and I can work tonight instead of in the morning. Night shifts are so much less stressful, and I can get everything done that I need to.
Also, I can tell he's getting as antsy as I have been. It's starting to show anyway. It's so cute.
DeepGreenEyes
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Bought a new reciprocating saw.
Powerful and destructive.
So much fucking fun.
Powerful and destructive.
So much fucking fun.
Loverskitten
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Bought a new reciprocating saw.
Powerful and destructive.
So much fucking fun.
You should never fuck a reciprocating saw.
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Bought a new reciprocating saw.
Powerful and destructive.
So much fucking fun.
Oh yes, loooooooove the reciprocating saw. L and me call ours "Big Boy". When we're on a job and something stubborn needs a 'cuttin, L will look at me and say, "Go get Big Boy". And then we kind of smile.
Enjoy!
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Last shift before I fly.
I know it's kind of wrong, but I'm kinda glad that I have two managers sick and I can work tonight instead of in the morning. Night shifts are so much less stressful, and I can get everything done that I need to.
Also, I can tell he's getting as antsy as I have been. It's starting to show anyway. It's so cute.
Have a blast!
Hehe. Why does that remind me of a scene from "Aliens" or something the army guys woulda said in "Avatar"? "Go get Big Boy."
It is so perfect: the heft, the thick rubber grips, the roar, the flying sawdust and wood chips, and the groan of collapsing structures: So far I've taken out a load-bearing wall and my neighbor's bikes.
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Thinking of sodium halogen lights... even now they make me chuckle... so naive haha
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Latest job includes re-siding a house built in 1946. Pulled off the old siding and found newspapers stuffed in there. Very carefully un-crumpled them and had a good long read when I got home.
What fun! It was like having my own time capsule.
5 bedroom houses in Vancouver for $15,000! A pound of coffee for 33 cents. There were a couple of stories of war heroes. One fellow actually went AWL from his paratrooper unit and slid in with a British unit so that he could be among the first to land on the beach at Normandy - and he survived! The miracle of "the magic eye" (radar) was talked about and how this amazing new technology was now helping boats navigate the treacherous BC and Alaska coasts.
Loved it! Hope we find more.
What fun! It was like having my own time capsule.
5 bedroom houses in Vancouver for $15,000! A pound of coffee for 33 cents. There were a couple of stories of war heroes. One fellow actually went AWL from his paratrooper unit and slid in with a British unit so that he could be among the first to land on the beach at Normandy - and he survived! The miracle of "the magic eye" (radar) was talked about and how this amazing new technology was now helping boats navigate the treacherous BC and Alaska coasts.
Loved it! Hope we find more.
DeepGreenEyes
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I enjoyed reading this because of how much you obviously gloried in it. Thanks.
Oh yeah, this is so cool! I love to look through reams of old newspapers: history's first draft. The ads alone are great. But to see what so dominated the headlines is comforting and illuminating: if it's minor, well, so much of what our news dwells on today is ultimately inconsequential, as well. If it's major, like the stories you cite, well, we got through it.
Keep us abreast on any more finds, please.
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Bwahahaha!
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