The "Things you've done" thread

CandiCame said:

As I was getting ready to post something here I realized Tumblr hit me. Does anyone know where to post NSFW art online?

Like they legit got me, it was porn, I can't be mad about it.

If I knew how to embed images without having to upload them somewhere I'd show you some of the old stuff I drew. Like really old. Like several years ago. Don't judge me by it. It's just that all my new stuff is signed and I'm trying to do the anon thing on Lit.

It's not showing up, which I think might be a sign from the universe because I'm setting myself up to get made fun of, but: https://imgur.com/3y0GLg6

This is fanart from Stardew Valley.

My husband, Sebastian. Like I drew this the year Stardew Valley came out, that's how old it is. I feel like I have to keep justifying why this is so bad.

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Sebastian

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That's pretty decent art. Well done!

YOU DO KNOW that Lit has an art/drawing section, right? And that you can post your images there?

https://www.literotica.com/storyxs/a_stor.shtml

And, of course, since you drew it, you can upload it directly to Lit's server via the "manage attachments" button below the reply screen.

Tip: when you upload images directly that way, it shows as a link line at the end of your message. If you want the image to show without having to click the link - hit "Preview Post". Then open the image link in a new tab or window. Come back to your preview message and hit the "Insert Image" button at the top of the message window (It looks like a square yellow envelope with a stamp in the corner). Copy/paste the image URL from the image tab/window into the popup. If you do that, the image shows in your post without anyone having to click the link.

CandiCame said:

As I was getting ready to post something here I realized Tumblr hit me. Does anyone know where to post NSFW art online?

Like they legit got me, it was porn, I can't be mad about it.

If I knew how to embed images without having to upload them somewhere I'd show you some of the old stuff I drew. Like really old. Like several years ago. Don't judge me by it. It's just that all my new stuff is signed and I'm trying to do the anon thing on Lit.

It's not showing up, which I think might be a sign from the universe because I'm setting myself up to get made fun of, but: https://imgur.com/3y0GLg6

This is fanart from Stardew Valley.

My husband, Sebastian. Like I drew this the year Stardew Valley came out, that's how old it is. I feel like I have to keep justifying why this is so bad.

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Sebastian

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https://www.deviantart.com

deviantart is the shit and has been since forever.

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Took a fledgling business to the top of the industry.
Built up a business to the top of the industry.
Sold ^^^ and now enjoying helping others succeed following my path.

Agreed. I see they don’t want to have to upload stuff, so my suggestion may not be at all helpful.

Aglaopheme said:

Agreed. I see they don’t want to have to upload stuff, so my suggestion may not be at all helpful.

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Deviantart doesn't allow porn. I have an account there but it's linked to my frelance business.

CandiCame said:

As I was getting ready to post something here I realized Tumblr hit me. Does anyone know where to post NSFW art online?

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https://www.hentai-foundry.com/

Was searching for miniature cast iron items. (Gift time.) Found a miniature brass bed at a dollhouse store. The screws holding it together were amazing.

HisArpy said:

That's pretty decent art. Well done!

YOU DO KNOW that Lit has an art/drawing section, right? And that you can post your images there?

https://www.literotica.com/storyxs/a_stor.shtml

And, of course, since you drew it, you can upload it directly to Lit's server via the "manage attachments" button below the reply screen.

Tip: when you upload images directly that way, it shows as a link line at the end of your message. If you want the image to show without having to click the link - hit "Preview Post". Then open the image link in a new tab or window. Come back to your preview message and hit the "Insert Image" button at the top of the message window (It looks like a square yellow envelope with a stamp in the corner). Copy/paste the image URL from the image tab/window into the popup. If you do that, the image shows in your post without anyone having to click the link.

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I tried that and it said my stuff was too big. First time I've ever heard that.

patient1 said:

https://www.hentai-foundry.com/

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Oooh, that'll work. Thanks!

gotsnowgotslush said:

Was searching for miniature cast iron items. (Gift time.) Found a miniature brass bed at a dollhouse store. The screws holding it together were amazing.

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This is something I need to get into, because living as I do in the middle of an enchanted forest I met this hot fairy who asked me for my name and like a dumbass I gave it to him.

Here's something that's still a couple years old but more recent. I learned how stabilization worked on my tablet between the last one and this one, so the lines don't look as fucking wonky and embarrassing.


It's a cowboy, just a random cowboy, not anyone in particular. That way you can't compare it with any image in particular to see how bad I fucked it up.

My idea, originally, is that I was going to make an "adult" adult coloring book. But unless someone lights a fire under my ass I lose all my steam and just don't do things like at all. I just kinda peter out of any project I try to do myself unless I actively have clients or whatever.

He only has 1 eye because I like it that way. Like I know that's not how faces work, I'm not stupid. It was a deliberate stylistic choice because I couldn't get his face to not look fucked up if it was structured like a normal human person, so he has a horrible cycloptian birth defect but you shouldn't notice it because of the MASSIVE DICK.

Edit: Also, I'm not THAT gay, so full disclosure, all my pinups are guys because I straight up... don't... understand vaginas... like I can't draw a pussy. They always look fucked up. Like I can draw women but when I try to draw porn the pussy trips me up. The whole rest of the lineart will look pretty good and then the pussy just does not look like a pussy.

I think because I have a dick so I've spent my whole life looking a dick and drawing is wild, because you think you know what shit looks like and then you find yourself googling, "What the fuck is a bird?"

Edit: Yhall wanna see some ANCIENT AS FUCK art of mine so you can compare it to this? To see how far I've come?

http://rule34.paheal.net:81/post/list/user_id=164130/1

Sorry to clog this up but I'm going through the stuff tumblr tagged on my blog and I actually found some stuff that got hit by copyright strikes that I made specifically for THIS SITE like 5 years ago. Seaun wanted to make a pokemon hack based on the people on Lit at the time and had me make custom sprites to that effect, so yhall might actually like this.

Me


Remy


Sean


Sean again but with a tepig


My gf who I don't remember making a sprite of at all


And I think this is Dolf but I actually don't remember for sure.


Edit: I did legit have purple hair at the time and thank god because that black-on-black, though it is my aesthetic, is hard to render in pixels.

CandiCame said:

Deviantart doesn't allow porn. I have an account there but it's linked to my frelance business.

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I guess I was thinking about nudity and not porn.

I don’t have the artistic talent the fella and consequently our munchkins do, but I do have a good eye. I have found some amazing sleepers. I once found an unmarked platinum and diamond eternity band for $45, gold and diamond earring for $8 and a beautiful French gold wrist watch for $1.

Oh wow there are so many great things when I think back to it. I graduated college, I got to visit Hawaii which was a big one for me, I've bought a brand new vehicle, I've bought my own house, I grew potatoes in a bucket, I've built my own gun (legal and registered, not a ghost gun), I've got a good job.

Wingz1992 said:

Oh wow there are so many great things when I think back to it. I graduated college, I got to visit Hawaii which was a big one for me, I've bought a brand new vehicle, I've bought my own house, I grew potatoes in a bucket, I've built my own gun (legal and registered, not a ghost gun), I've got a good job.

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Ahhh, but do you have pichurs of the taters in the bucket? "Cuz, you know, without pichurs, din't haps.

C'mon peeples, post pichurs of stuff you done did.

butters said:

last year's wreath for the front door

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When I couldn't get a regular job, one of the under the table gigs I did to make money was making pine garland. I made wreaths and I weaved the long ropes.

I also shucked oysters, picked apples, raked blueberries, counted bottle at a redemption center and sorted the used clothes at the Goodwill.




Maybe I could sneak a plug into this thread. I now have 32 published submissions on Lit.

https://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=3712374&page=submissions

MelissaBaby said:

When I couldn't get a regular job, one of the under the table gigs I did to make money was making pine garland. I made wreaths and I weaved the long ropes.

I also shucked oysters, picked apples, raked blueberries, counted bottle at a redemption center and sorted the used clothes at the Goodwill.




Maybe I could sneak a plug into this thread. I now have 32 published submissions on Lit.

https://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=3712374&page=submissions

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multi-talented and a grafter hope your xmas was good to you!

Oh yeah, I can't be truthful in this forum.

Luk said:

Oh yeah, I can't be truthful in this forum.

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Can’t or won’t? Either way, this is not new information to anyone paying attention.

Feminist_Dazed said:

Can’t or won’t? Either way, this is not new information to anyone paying attention.

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You gonna bite, little mutt, or are you just gonna yip at my ankles?

Here's an update on tumblr: The algorithm can't tell the difference between a topless twink and a topless lady and I think that's hilarious. I've got stuff that got hit that is... there's no boobs. There's not a HINT of titty.

I did a wreath a few years back from cuttings off trees and shrubs outside. Turned out OK. Pictures seem lost now though.

Also made an Oak side table for under a window to set decorations and treats on as needed.

Basically reworked this old farm house. Neighbors and people I bought it from say it looks nothing like it used to.

HisArpy said:

Ahhh, but do you have pichurs of the taters in the bucket? "Cuz, you know, without pichurs, din't haps.

C'mon peeples, post pichurs of stuff you done did.

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I've done it too. Not hard at all. But you know all you'd see is the bucket/barrel, leaves and dirt, right?

Hey, I did find the wreath!

jaF0 said:

Hey, I did find the wreath!

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AH HAH!

Finally someone else who isn't all talk, no pichurs.

Didn't think to mention, but I did the shelves/curio behind it to. Used to be an outside window, but when I enclosed the former porch and made in into a room, I had the empty window frames to deal with. Instead of boarding them over, I added some oak trim, glass shelves and doors and LED lighting.

The bottles are all miniature replicas found in various liquor stores and collected over many years. Probably around 100 of them now.