If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

Xerxes82 said:

In order? High five, assume anti-wedgie stance, ogle her shamelessly as she walks away.

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papadoc19 said:

High Five?

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DarkSimian said:

Feed him dog biscuits so he won't bite me

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lowphat said:

Tell him to put his clothes back on

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Taegul said:

Sell him a flashlight. Easy $$ in a dark alley.

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FLGirl70 said:

Ask how much for a flashlight, I'm afraid of the dark

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VIPER2121 said:

Offer her a free flashlight

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FLGirl70 said:

Lean over and give you a kiss for being a gentleman.

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Taegul said:

I'd upsell her a lantern because I'm not a gentleman

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papadoc19 said:

Ask for a lapdance

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_valkyrie_ said:

What's a birdie like you doing in a place like this? Come on, trip to the nearest vet.

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Xerxes82 said:

Lol. Not the kind of playing doctor I'm usually into...

But I'd go anyway. She seems cool, and I bet she has some good stories over a beer.

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curvyangel1969 said:

I'll play the Vet. *snaps on rubber gloves*

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Xerxes82 said:

Let her examine me as thoroughly as she needs to.

I don't know doc, maybe give me another once over with those hands, just in case?

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barefootgirl69 said:

I'd lick his popsicle until it thawed out and melted all over my tongue

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Sensualdreamer said:

Ensure my gun were at reach. Clutch my purse tighter and keep walking.

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