Peregrinator
Hooded On A Hill
- Joined
- May 27, 2004
- Posts
- 89,482
I don't want to kill you! Why?
I work in medicine...currently a paramedic student. Kills me in a good way.
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I don't want to kill you! Why?
Yeah! Thank you! I almost went into SVT thinking about you not liking it.I work in medicine...currently a paramedic student. Kills me in a good way.
Oh I want cake. I message with hot ICU RN at work a lot. One time after I brought up a sick patient, he told me to come eat cake with him. I told him I could not, I was busy, I was on the verge of tears from the stress. He could hear the tears in my voice. He messaged my phone to get back in the elevator and return to ICU immediately to the break room to eat. I said ok, but really I got too shy and kept walking back to my unit. He messaged me: Where the fuck are you? I never responded because I was busy. He walked all the way to my unit and stood outside the door of my patients room with cake in hand. I stopped what I was doing and we ate cake in my break room. I cried about the stress, and he lectured me about not stopping to give my brain glucose.I would like to force feed you cake in your scrubs, after that hot, pervy male RN ties you down to a chair with iv tubing.
Yeah! Thank you! I almost went into SVT thinking about you not liking it.
*check airway**trauma shears*
*twelve lead*
*check airway*
That depends on the blade. Straight Miller or curved Mac?*laryngoscopic cock*
Whoops, is that in your esophagus, my dear?
Nonsense. It's all about the technique, not the tool.That depends on the blade. Straight Miller or curved Mac?
Dear Peregrinator: There is a special place in my heart for Paramedics. This video does fail to demonstrate an important feature: No summer time medics washing trucks!
I know, I know, I just wonder what would slide in easier.Nonsense. It's all about the technique, not the tool.
Hah...shirtless and booted...
on my knees by your sidei'm sick *collapses*
on my knees by your side
*gives you a firm sternal rub*
Are you ok?
Code Blunt.
We need help, where's the Paramedic Pereg?
*clocked in*
on my knees by your side
*gives you a firm sternal rub*
Are you ok?
Code Blunt.
We need help, where's the Paramedic Pereg?
*clocked in*
*lies back & looks helpless*