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Nope, me neither. Is there a probationary period or do we get our membership card as soon as we don't get laid?
 
Well, since Carson tagged the thread "I Didn't Get Laid Today" I suppose you get a membership card on the first day you don't get laid.

There are, however, advanced memberships.


I'm guessing I'm working on the Gold now. Platinum is next.
 
Celtic Princess said:
Well, since Carson tagged the thread "I Didn't Get Laid Today" I suppose you get a membership card on the first day you don't get laid.

There are, however, advanced memberships.


I'm guessing I'm working on the Gold now. Platinum is next.
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See I'm thinking of something like the AA chips, how some bars will give people a free bar in exchange for a 24 hour chip. Which while a bit disreputable, I should think brothels and such do similar. If you have a gold or Platinum member card for the "I didn't get laid" club, you get a free lay.

I thought it was a great idea anyway.
 
checking in ... punching my card, putting it back in the slot with the others :rolleyes:
 
lilredjammies said:
I really don't have any prospects of getting laid for a while--the convulsive coughing seems to be a turn-off for most guys! :confused:
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Yeah, I can see how that would sort of make most guys think twice. I hope you get better soon!
 
Sorry to hear you're not feeling well, Jammies. :rose: I just got over the flu, it sucks, doesn't it?

Didn't get laid today. Same-o same-o!
 
lilredjammies said:
I really don't have any prospects of getting laid for a while--the convulsive coughing seems to be a turn-off for most guys! :confused:
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You can cough on me anytime :devil:
 
OhMissScarlett said:
I'm mixing up the pina coladas and pitching a tent. It's the not gettin any camping trip, pack your bags, kids. :cool:
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Woo hoo!

Are we going to have a fire and s'mores and stuff?
 
If nothing else, this is a good way to add to the posts. Earn a Really Really Experienced without... well, without many recent experiences.
 
Good morning!

Quick recap:
I didn't get laid yesterday.
Or the day before.
Or the day before.
Or the day before...

See this month's minutes if you need more details!

:kiss: es for everyone...
 
None here either.

Though loving sophia jane's AV, so even if I did I might lie just to come in here and see that AV.

Who am I kidding, if I got laid I would shout it form the roof tops. I'd just come in, sneak a peek then leave without posting. :cool:
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
None here either.

Though loving sophia jane's AV, so even if I did I might lie just to come in here and see that AV.

Who am I kidding, if I got laid I would shout it form the roof tops. I'd just come in, sneak a peek then leave without posting. :cool:
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I'm glad you like it. :)

SJ
 
Evil Alpaca said:
Placing my bets that I'll be here this evening as well.
:(
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Well, I can't get you laid... but here's a big Logo *squeezie* for you, Furry! And a couple of nice big :kiss: es as well!
 
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