The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

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Celtic Princess said:
Lucky you ;)


I'm thinking I'm stuck for at least another month.


Prospects looking partly cloudy tonight but I am definitely getting laid tomorrow. It's been a week. :rolleyes:
 
Still here too.
And I miss oral sex too. Lots!
I also miss laying in bed, giggling and getting ready for round two.
 
I'm beginning to think the whole purpose of this thread is to give me a daily reminder of how pathetic I am.
 
Wildcard Ky said:
I'm beginning to think the whole purpose of this thread is to give me a daily reminder of how pathetic I am.
With a body like that? But I'm a Virgin, what do I know?
 
Hey Liz. I like your new tag line. I'm stalking you around the boards again, tonight, I think.
:)
SJ
 
I'm lucky if I get laid once every couple of weeks... lately it's been more like once every month and a half. :(
 
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sophia jane said:
Considering the reason we're here, we might be better with a group grope.

SJ
Group? Grope? Sounds like the makings of an interesting story. But shhhh....they don't look fondly on animal lust...
 
elizabethwest said:
Group? Grope? Sounds like the makings of an interesting story. But shhhh....they don't look fondly on animal lust...

Most people don't.
*sigh*
 
elizabethwest said:
Group? Grope? Sounds like the makings of an interesting story. But shhhh....they don't look fondly on animal lust...

I heard that werelamas are acceptable :p
 
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