The Naked Party Thread
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driphoney
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Don't let it all burn! I so want to come visit your wonderful country someday, and I want to see more than burnt ground.
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Weeeeeeellll, It's 40 below and I don't give a fuck, gotta heater in my truck and it's off to the rooooda-a-ayoooo!
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Y'all have rodeos in December? Gee . . .
"Here come's Johnny with his pecker in his hand, he's a one-ball man..."
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voluptuary_manque
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I was wondering. Falling off a bronc onto frozen ground sounds like a good way to get hurt. 
cc'skittykat
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I was wondering. Falling off a bronc onto frozen ground sounds like a good way to get hurt.
Only if you do it wrong...
Now it's al-a-man left and a-la-man right, c'mon ya fuckin' dummy get yer right step right, get on my case ya goddamn goof, piss me off.
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I was wondering. Falling off a bronc onto frozen ground sounds like a good way to get hurt.
You should be able to recognize this one:
Busted flat in Baton Rouge, waitin' fer a train, I was feelin' near as faded as my jeans...
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Only if you do it wrong...
I did it wrong, then. I still have the scar on my ass.
cc'skittykat
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Ouch!
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Yeah.
Me and Bobby McGee?
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Of course.
voluptuary_manque
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Never have developed a taste for country music except for Bluegrass.
You'll know the words to the song I posted soon enough. I used it in my Kyla Cole video you're getting.
YoursSINSerely
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Be careful with the fire sweetie. I wouldn't want that hay to ignite.
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Hay?
Santa uses hay in his fires?!
*dialing 911*
places finger on phone hook.
"Let me help"
Dragon sorts fire out and singes an Elfs ass.
Coffee emerges very very quickly from Rolf, carrying a hug urn of it.
Curls up in a warm corner with another plum brandy (yes - the sun IS over the yard-arm).
C'mon, I'm Santa. I'm fucking magical. The hay is just there for a little warmth while I nap. I have to keep it warm so it feels nice when bad girls come and sit on my lap. They just have to sit up more to get off of me, than when they sat down. Ho Ho Ho Merry Naked Christmas
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