The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

voluptuary_manque said:

And get back a very satisfied smile.


I put in today's Marine Weather Report.

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Emperor_Nero said:

...and you get back a chart of the lunar cycles.

I put in a broken iPod shuffle...

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Katyusha said:

And you get back an 8-track player.

I put in my nearly-empty cup of Sprite...

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voluptuary_manque said:

And get back a bottle of dark rum

I put in a tank of gas.

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Katyusha said:

And get an SUV that gets 175 miles to a gallon.

I put in my dvd collection...

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voluptuary_manque said:

And get back Paramount Pictures.


I put in a 3 cubic foot bag of orchid planting mix.

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Katyusha said:

And get back the world's largest number of the world's smallest orchids in the world's largest planter.

I put in the gargoyle that sits above our tv...

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voluptuary_manque said:

And get back a case of Stone Arrogant Bastard Ale.

I put in a case of empty bottles (hic)

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Katyusha said:

And get back a thousand miniature bottles of wine.

I put in our hammock chairs...

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voluptuary_manque said:

And get back a warm Saturday afternoon nap in the sun.


I put in a get-well card for Vana.

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Katyusha said:

And get back lots of warm fuzzies sent directly to you from her.

I put in my cell phone battery...

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Dianthus45 said:

and get a large Atlantic salmon.

I put in a shopping bag full of unmatched socks.

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voluptuary_manque said:

And get back a new gas dryer.


I put in some lox and bagels

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Emperor_Nero said:

... and you get back a huge pastrami sandwich.

I put in a big glass of ice water...

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frisky-leo said:

... And you get back a tall long island ice tea.

I put in a spare tire...

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Austin8 said:

And you get back a milk glass jar of ringworm cream.

I put in a broken pocket knife...

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Austin8 said:

...And you get back a #2 bag of bird seed.

I put in a spool of green thread...

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Emperor_Nero said:

... and you get back one pissed off Leprechaun.

I put in half a bag of cat food...

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Stella_Omega said:

And you get to clean the catbox.

I put in a sheet of greenboard.

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MagicaPractica said:

And you get back a very cute seahorse shaped liquid soap dispenser.

I put in a worn out VHS copy of the movie French Kiss.

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Emperor_Nero said:

And a handsome Frenchman gives you a deep, passionate kiss.

I put in a nice bottle of Chardonnay...

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TE999 said:

And you get back a platinum cork puller.

I put in a sack of Hershey bars...

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