Heck, I once was in a show where I played the world's worst burlesque dancer.
(burlesque banana)
Awww.I'm sure you know your way around a kitchen, steve, and more than just knowing the height to which you need to lift a lady to get her on the counter.
Heck, I once was in a show where I played the world's worst burlesque dancer.
Oh, I don't put anything in my coffee but milk and sugar. I save the Grand Marnier, Bailey's, Amaretto, Kahlua... whatever, for my hot chocolate. In fact, I think peppermint schnapps might be in order for tonight.
That sounds wonderful! Minty chocolate decadence. Peppermint schnapps? Ooh golly gosh.
I forgot to mention, the show was in a hotel where they had like, five different single malts behind the bar! They had a 16 year old Lagavulin. I went for the 18 yo Glenfiddich, and they poured me a double by mistake! I am so going back there again.
Funnily enough, I do know the height - reason being, I had the benches built 2 inches higher than standard when we had the kitchen done. I've put up with work benches too low my whole life. Even my beautiful range is raised, so I can now cook in complete comfort.
However, lady-lifting became that little bit more difficult...
Because you are too good at the cooking part, perhaps?
Are you implying I may be on the... ahem... generous side?
How very dare you!
<throws Di in the hot tub>
See, I can still lift a lady when the mood takes me...
There's a few recipes in the AHthat might help you out, slyc.
We have a recipe thread?
<Stepping In>
This is JUST what is needed after today
Yeah, it feels kind of good.
I didn't plan this but I'm not getting out any time soon.
There's a few recipes in the AH recipe book that might help you out, slyc.
*goes to look*
Unfortunately, I didn't see anything related to pork chops.
Back from preparing dinner. Pork chops are simmering.
Oh, sure, Neko, NOW you tell me.
Ha ha, ditto right here
*Slips into the hot tub* Ah, nothing like a quick lunch break soak. Looks like a long day ahead of me.
I do honestly try to cook Di, but usually fail.
Someone mention Di linguini...? Err, shrimp...
Quick, someone put a beer in my mouth, shut me up!
