Captainnumnuts
Literotica Guru
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Full speed ahead!
Have you thought of flowers? Their interests or maybe courting?
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Full speed ahead!
Have you never thought of giving guys flowers?
I have, but I've kind of gone off "showers" a bit recently.
I was thinking of a lute; it's for my wife
Oh! Does she play!
I like her acting as a puppy, being all cuddly and bouncy and all, but I seriously could do without her peeing on my shoes and furniture.
I hope You accept my Facebook invitation.
Next time, don't use a poison pen.I sketched my friends but the drawings seem unsafe.
Poison pen letters are so much fun to write! I love trolling stories on Lit.
What can I do when you know it's true?Baby, it's you!
You know what's true? Nothing. Trust no one.
To get laid. How many Texans does it take to eat an armadillo?Why did the egg cross the road?
What can you do when chickens carry fake ID?
Ehrm... it costs six chicklets and a piece of golden brown toast?
I bitch about those pockets.
There's free ice cream!
Water is supposed to be free damn it! It's a human right!
Nestle makes the very best . . . waaaaa-ter.
Funny, that's not how I remember This tasting before, what kind of cream did you use?
Well, everyone needs one.It's my special dream.
Well, everyone needs some ice cream!
Move to California where it's legal. Or smuggle pre-Columbian artifacts.But I've got some weed smuggling to do.
I'm moving to Canada where healthcare is free.
Everything is better in Canada!