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Old 07-02-2014, 05:47 AM   #1226
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Old 07-02-2014, 06:03 AM   #1227
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3 seconds?! What were you doing, trying to beat a record?
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Old 07-02-2014, 06:12 AM   #1228
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Old 07-02-2014, 06:24 AM   #1229
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Old 07-03-2014, 03:16 PM   #1232
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Old 07-03-2014, 04:49 PM   #1234
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Old 07-29-2014, 08:11 PM   #1236
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