Paul_Chance
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"Hi Honey, I thought I would dry out after the shower but it didn't work - I just keep getting wetter and wetter."
What's He or She Saying?
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"Hi Honey, I thought I would dry out after the shower but it didn't work - I just keep getting wetter and wetter."
Girly_girl
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"I thought you said you were good at this"
Girly_girl
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"My new neighbor is quite handsome, maybe I should go over and introduce myself"
LizVegas79
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LizVegas79
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"THAT is not the kind of raise I meant, Mister Johnson."
dale124
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"THAT is not the kind of raise I meant, Mister Johnson."
A valentine-shaped riding crop? You KNOW that's not what I had in mind for Valentine's Day, slave!
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dale124
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"I thought you said you were good at this"
You missed a spot!
whenagain
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"Keep you eyes closed. Remember the first time you put it in my ass without asking permission first?"
"Let's do a size comparison. Whoevers bigger goes first."
whenagain
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"I thought you said you were good at this"
"Hurry up, I have a hair appointment at nine."
LizVegas79
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LizVegas79
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"Do you really work here?"
LIVINRFANTASIES
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ydahecnot
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Not sure if there's a pen in that pocket, but please feel free to look.
"He'll like where this is going."
LizVegas79
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LizVegas79
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"You know, I may have forgotten to mention, but my husband totally has a thing for blondes with glasses.
A really, really big thing in fact. Wanna come by our house this Saturday for a naughty party?"
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Girly_girl
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He will be here soon to go over these contracts, maybe I should get dressed....nah***smiles wickedly***
ydahecnot
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He will be here soon to go over these contracts, maybe I should get dressed....nah***smiles wickedly***
"If l have to do one more of these damn job interview videos..."
LIVINRFANTASIES
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Dollie
No. I was looking down lower.You're not looking at her lips at all are you?
Girly_girl
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"What part of I'm on top tonight did you not understand?"
LizVegas79
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(That's what I see that too
)"iChat interview required? Well, that should be a piece of cake."
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Matt_Next_Door
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"What part of I'm on top tonight did you not understand?"
I said I need a raise..not a rise!
LizVegas79
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"I said, put an offer on this house ten thousand over asking and THEN we'll celebrate any pervy fucking way you like!"
(I sooo should so get my real estate license!)
Girly_girl
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"Damn......I knew I shouldn't have dumped her after that first date"
Matt_Next_Door
5....4....3....2...1...
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"Damn......I knew I shouldn't have dumped her after that first date"
I wonder how many licks it would take for her to get to my gooey center?
dale124
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"Damn......I knew I shouldn't have dumped her after that first date"
103...104...105... DAMN! When is she going to get to the center of that Tootsie Roll?
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