'Most likely to...'

-Most Likely to have a cute accent: Minx.

Unfortunately not that cute JM...well unless you find flat vowels particularly attractive *laugh*

It appears though that my accent does provide hours of teasing and mickey taking material :rolleyes::D
 
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-Most Likely to be a Serial Killer
Marquis.
-Most Likely to be President
Marquis.
-Most Likely to be a Millionnaire
Marquis.

*snort*

-Most Likely to survive in the wild
Keroin/Homburg survivor finals. Keroin wins.

Keroin, hands down. Wannahockalougee was the wilds. I might survive a while out of preparedness and sheer determination, but Keroin would outlive me by miles.


-Most Likely to spend hours in front of a mirror
Homburg checking his form? MIS if she's still dancing.

Nope, no mirrors in my garage. LB makes sure my form is straight, same as I do for him. I consider watching yourself in a mirror while you lift to be equal parts narcisssism and distraction.

MIS, however, would probably like to have a mirror for that, but we have no space large enough equipped with mirrors.



Honestly, I'm not sure why people would think I am particularly survivorish. I'm better prepared than most, but it has been a looong time since I trekked out into the woods for any appreciable time.
 
My mom and her "FloggingMolly" alt. :rolleyes:

Dude, your mom rocks!
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Keroin, hands down. Wannahockalougee was the wilds. I might survive a while out of preparedness and sheer determination, but Keroin would outlive me by miles.

Well, it's a lot easier to survive in a place where mangoes grow on trees, it's always warm (hot), and there are no bears. :rolleyes:

Funny related story...(well, hopefully funny)

A couple of years ago, a friend asked me that ubiquitous question: "If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have one book, what would it be?"

I answered: "The SAS survival handbook" (which I own, lol).

You can get water from the eyeballs of a fish...it's true.
 
Oooh, evil, evil stare you've got there, missy.





NOT!

No cookies for you. :mad:

You can get water from the eyeballs of a fish...it's true.

Ew.

Equally funny story. My brother is always reading those survival books. Last summer, while he was visiting, K and the kids and my brother (N) took the raft from Dodge Park to Oxbow Park, I was supposed to meet them at Oxbow Park. The issue was that the river was really low and they were scraping bottom and it scraped several holes into the raft. What was supposed to take hours took most of the afternoon. I had the police out looking for them, and had several phone calls into local ER's. I know, not funny. What was funny was when we dropped my brother off and K was able to start bitching about him. K had three kids, two of whom were under 8 years old, and they were FREAKED, and K was trying to keep them calm, promising them that mama had police out looking, etc. And then N would start talking about and even if they are lost he can survive in the wild and they can eat roots and yadda yadda yadda. K said he was about to find out how much taekwondo my brother had learned if he did not stop freaking out the kids. LOL
 
I don't feel like I quite know enough people well enough to do this-- but everyone else's answers are giving me more and more insight! :cattail:

yeah... same here.

*makes furious notes in the secret book*

I wish I'd spent enough time in the BDSM section to be able to answer well. I'd probably have to nominate myself for starring in a porno, though, considering I've done porn. :D

proof tbh ;)

what she said, please infinity.

does home porn count?

Well, it's a lot easier to survive in a place where mangoes grow on trees, it's always warm (hot), and there are no bears. :rolleyes:

Funny related story...(well, hopefully funny)

A couple of years ago, a friend asked me that ubiquitous question: "If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have one book, what would it be?"

I answered: "The SAS survival handbook" (which I own, lol).

You can get water from the eyeballs of a fish...it's true.

salt water enemas will keep you hydrated as well. bit easier than sucking eyeballs.
 
--Most Likely to form a cult - FurryFury. Her followers would stand at airports and hand out flowers to newcomers to the United States.

Lovely idea, LOL!

:rose:

-Most Likely to spend hours in front of a mirror ... FurryFury

No, I really avoid mirrors these days. You know, vampire and all that. LOL.

:D

-Most Likely to have toys in the freezer: FurryFury.
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Heh! I confess that's true!

:)

- Most likely to outlive everyone else? (FurryFury)[/b])
~

I hope there are TONS of books around if that happens! Unlike the Twilight Zone episode I hope I can still read them!

:devil:
 
salt water enemas will keep you hydrated as well. bit easier than sucking eyeballs.

Assuming one has the equipment for such. Also, I'm likely already catching the fish, so why not suck the eyeballs? In a survival situation, you're going to use every part of the fish - the nuggets around the spine are also full of quality nutrition.

Mind you, I would have other means of collecting water set up as well.
 
Assuming one has the equipment for such. Also, I'm likely already catching the fish, so why not suck the eyeballs? In a survival situation, you're going to use every part of the fish - the nuggets around the spine are also full of quality nutrition.

Mind you, I would have other means of collecting water set up as well.

well you only need a bit of pipe and you'd have to suck a lot of balls to stay hydrated :D


mmmmm.... sucking on balls.....


http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2009/aug/22/shipwreck-lucette-sailing
 
Fish in general is gross. :catgrin: Oklahoma is landlocked, there are NO good fish here.
 
Fish in general is gross. :catgrin: Oklahoma is landlocked, there are NO good fish here.

So it's entirely possible that your perspective is, shall we say, a tad limited. Fish, in general, feed millions of people who might otherwise starve.
 
So it's entirely possible that your perspective is, shall we say, a tad limited. Fish, in general, feed millions of people who might otherwise starve.

Yes, well, people also eat things like liver, brains, and caviar. Doesn't mean I have to like them just because other people do. :rolleyes:
 
what she said, please infinity.

does home porn count?
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Well, I haven't ever done pro porn, but I definately would if I got the chance. Hell, I was jealous of Tiger Woods' fuck buddies that went public. Any one of them could have gotten a million dollars to do a porno. I even had my own amateur page a few years ago, but I'm not sure what I did with a lot of the gigabytes of material. I do have more, but I don't want everyone that reads this thread to have to be exposed to it. I also have some that I can't show off because the participants wouldn't want to risk ending up on the internet. :D

Yes, well, people also eat things like liver, brains, and caviar. Doesn't mean I have to like them just because other people do. :rolleyes:
That doesn't make you any less of a picky eater. :p
 
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...salt water enemas will keep you hydrated as well. bit easier than sucking eyeballs.
I never knew that!:rose:

Now I'm thinking of ways to improvise enema equipment using the kinds of things you might find on a desert island.

Ummm....

Uhhh....

I got nothing...:eek:
 
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