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Old 01-10-2018, 03:07 PM   #951
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I hear you guys have really good moves.
For sure! They used to call me "the Disco Demon!"
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Old 01-10-2018, 03:14 PM   #952
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For sure! They used to call me "the 'Frisco Demon!"
When you meet someone from San Francisco, do you always wonder if they work in the pot business?
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When you meet someone from Sanitary Co, do you always wonder if they work in the potty business?
It seems a reasonable supposition.
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Old 01-10-2018, 03:30 PM   #954
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That seems like an unreasonable suppository, doctor.


Do you take a lot of prescription medication?
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Do you make a lot of prohibition "medication?"
Not at all. The copper kettle and tubing are purely decorative.
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Old 01-10-2018, 03:50 PM   #956
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Not at all. The bone china is fake. Here, look: 'made in China'.
But the tea? Please tell me it is a true Songluo!
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Old 01-10-2018, 03:53 PM   #957
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But the pee? Please tell me it is a true London loo!
I think you should take yourself over to the Fetish Board.
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I hear you guys will have pretty good movies for another twenty years or so.

Me, Iím investing in studios and beachfront property in Utah.
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I hear you guys will have pretty good movies for another twenty years or so.

Me, Iím investing in beachfront property in Utah.
Too religious, I'm going for Illinois.
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Old 01-10-2018, 08:57 PM   #960
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I believe in Godís will.
Me, Iím an unrepentant sinner; I do freaky things without remorse. But Iím pretty nice about it.
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Me, Iím an repentant sinner; I do freaky things but then confess every week at church. It's a pretty nice arrangement.
I always feel a little weird about getting on my knees in front of a priest popping a tent under his robes, but I never did understand religion so ....
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I always feel a little weird about kneeling on peas but I never did understand French cuisine so ....
Hrm, I don't remember this from any Julia Child videos.
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Hrm, I remember learning more about first aide than cooking from those old Julia Child videos.

You want me to do what with that duck?!!
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You want me to duck? Why?
*thwack* Because it's dangerous in these backwoods bars.
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*thwack* It's dangerous in these backwoods. There's still Injuns in these parts!
How do you know someone's shooting at you with a bow and arrow until it's too late?
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Because men are assholes in these backwoods bars.
Sweetheart, I was a bouncer in such bars when I was a kid. I know every kind of shit that goes on there. . ..
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I know every kind of shit that there is . ..
Personally, I can recognize goose, rabbit, and deer shit but I have trouble recognizing Idontgivea shit.
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Personally, I can merchandize moose, rabbit, and deer skins, but I have trouble advertising iguana skins
Putting your native animals first. Itís bloody racism!
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Putting your naive anima first? Itís bloody egoism!
Trump has set a new standard.
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That's because of the global obesity epidemic. I blame McFood and video games.
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That's because of the global idiocy epidemic. I blame television and TV dinners.
Can't we just focus on solutions?
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Can't we just force our solutions?
No! This is a democracy!
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This is a damned crazy Yankee!
Hey! Git your cameras out of my face!
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Hey! Git your chimeras out of my fantasy!
Sorry, I thought you'd enjoy the indeterminacy.
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I thought you'd enjoy the interminable wait.
Hey, as long as I have a book, I'm good.
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