Old 02-20-2018, 05:54 AM   #1
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The wife and I are thinking about having her open the door for the pizza delivery naked, anyone tried this (outside of porn vids)? We think it'd be hot for her and I'd love watching discreetly from the other room
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Old 02-20-2018, 07:00 AM   #2
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This is a terrible idea. When you see this in porn, the "delivery driver" has consented. If you've seen it as amateur, real videos, the nude person is committing a crime. Indecent exposure is a crime (click this link to find out the law and possible penalties in your state, if you're American). Beyond this, it's icky to involve others in your kink; don't do that.
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Old 02-20-2018, 09:59 AM   #3
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The wife and I are thinking about having her open the door for the pizza delivery naked, anyone tried this (outside of porn vids)? We think it'd be hot for her and I'd love watching discreetly from the other room
Perhaps something more discreet, such as Naked under a dressing gown would be more appropriate?
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Old 02-20-2018, 10:03 AM   #4
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Perhaps something more discreet, such as Naked under a dressing gown would be more appropriate?
and the question begs to be asked of you Like, have you done that?
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Old 02-20-2018, 10:20 AM   #5
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and the question begs to be asked of you Like, have you done that?
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Old 02-20-2018, 11:17 AM   #6
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My advice: find somebody to play with. Consent is everything. I would have no problem running a few pizzas out to your house.
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Old 02-20-2018, 02:33 PM   #7
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Good points all, thank you! Lol going to be taking the wife on a vacation in Seattle in a few weeks, anyone around there that wouldn't mind delivering a pizza to the hotel? A naked woman would be receiving it! She wouldn't know it's pre-planned to keep it "risky" for her
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Old 02-20-2018, 04:29 PM   #8
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Good points all, thank you! Lol going to be taking the wife on a vacation in Seattle in a few weeks, anyone around there that wouldn't mind delivering a pizza to the hotel? A naked woman would be receiving it! She wouldn't know it's pre-planned to keep it "risky" for her
Great idea!

Please keep us informed as to how it goes.

I'm sure you won't have any trouble finding a volunteer around here. Let me know if you ever vacation in NY...I'll deliver a pizza, wings, steak, lobster, whatever you want...lol
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Old 04-14-2018, 09:27 PM   #9
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The wife and I are thinking about having her open the door for the pizza delivery naked, anyone tried this (outside of porn vids)? We think it'd be hot for her and I'd love watching discreetly from the other room
yeah and maybe he will put his own special sauce all over your pizza, with his own salami sausage, how hot n spicy do you like yours? not so much of a pizza to go more like pizza to cum
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Old 05-12-2018, 08:57 PM   #10
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You can start with something more subtle, and that can be mixed with flirtation to determine an interest in something more. For example, answer the door in a tiny bathrobe, and judge what follows from there.
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Old 05-13-2018, 06:09 AM   #11
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I suspect a number of take-out delivery folk have confronted customers naked, drunk, insane, armed, doing illegal stuff, etc. It gets routine after a while.
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Old 07-23-2018, 05:01 PM   #12
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My wife tried something similar when we were in Mexico. We had room service sent up and she answered the door in a very sheer beach cover up with only a thong and being topless underneath. It left very little to the imagination. We tipped him very well and it didn't seem to shock him. The beaches in Playa Del Carmen that sort of apparel is norm.
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Old 07-23-2018, 05:52 PM   #13
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I've been on the receiving end of strangers playing games a few times...I'm as kinked out as they come, and I still found it more awkward than sexy. I felt ambushed. Pre-planning would have made all the difference.
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I have done this on numerous occasions, opening the door for taking delivery in the nude and many times with good end results. I do this a lot for the room derive in the hotels too when on business or pleasure trips. Itís always a great turn on.
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Old 08-05-2018, 08:50 AM   #15
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Cleaners

You can hire cleaners who will clean the house naked and then maybe fuck you if you ask nicely or tip them extra.
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Old 08-05-2018, 11:47 PM   #16
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I have done this on numerous occasions, opening the door for taking delivery in the nude and many times with good end results. I do this a lot for the room derive in the hotels too when on business or pleasure trips. Itís always a great turn on.
Think of all the money you save on tips.
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