Who do you wanna fuck right now?

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grumble grumble..can't see the pictures for some reason..grumble grumble...out of coffee...grumble grumble

sirhugs said:
as a bearded knight, let me tell you...it doesn't really tickle
My man has a 'stache and goatee, and once in a while it does tickle--but in a good way. ;) But since i've already done him this morning. . .

How about my neighbor's brother-in-law. Yummy. Shaved head, lots of ink, piercings, and leather. Meow.

And while i'm at it, I may as well whore for votes--my new story
http://english.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=208033
 
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Saucyminx said:
grumble grumble..can't see the pictures for some reason..grumble grumble...out of coffee...grumble grumble

My man has a 'stache and goatee, and once in a while it does tickle--but in a good way. ;) But since i've already done him this morning. . .

How about my neighbor's brother-in-law. Yummy. Shaved head, lots of ink, piercings, and leather. Meow.

And while i'm at it, I may as well whore for votes--my new story
http://english.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=208033

this suggests a "neighbour" story. A woman with serious coffee needs trips next door in her nightie to beg a cup from the guy that she wouldn't normally ask. Either he blackmails her into sex for coffee, or it turns out that he's away but his studly nephew is housesitting...

Gender reversed versions also posssible...
 
Shame

Hope Kylie get well soon too!

Its a shame her sister had or that plastic surgery she was the most talented and probably more attractive although not hotter Dannii would of been good once too.

Other Aussie Girls they might now is last years miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins now on the Great Outdoors she is hot remember her winning the Big League Cheerleader of the year those tight little hotpants mmm thats what made me think of her after Kylie with her little gold hotpants and lets not forget top aussie models wowing them in Italy and the Pirrelli babes Vanessa Kelly and Megan Gale Oh and with out a trace star Poppy Montgomery
 
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sirhugs said:
this suggests a "neighbour" story. A woman with serious coffee needs trips next door in her nightie to beg a cup from the guy that she wouldn't normally ask. Either he blackmails her into sex for coffee, or it turns out that he's away but his studly nephew is housesitting...

Gender reversed versions also posssible...

Already on it Sir H. No coffee involved but did get to mention the hot tub. And i don't do nighties. ;)

And this morning I would have happily traded sex for coffee and who knows what I would have done for espresso.
 
My Asian co-worker. She is looking really cute today :D She put light-brown highlights in her long dark hair.
 
Sirhugs, sendme a pic of Your beard!!! :eek: If You're "scared" to send out a full face pic just blur out the eyes or something. ;)
 
BlackSnake said:
My Asian co-worker. She is looking really cute today :D She put light-brown highlights in her long dark hair.
talk about your interracial twists.....
 
BedtimeStories said:
Sirhugs, sendme a pic of Your beard!!! :eek: If You're "scared" to send out a full face pic just blur out the eyes or something. ;)
but maybe blurry is my natural state....
 
Barry C said:
Other Aussie Girls they might now is last years miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins now on the Great Outdoors she is hot remember her winning the Big League Cheerleader of the year those tight little hotpants mmm thats what made me think of her after Kylie with her little gold hotpants and lets not forget top aussie models wowing them in Italy and the Pirrelli babes Vanessa Kelly and Megan Gale Oh and with out a trace star Poppy Montgomery
lol impressive sentence length! :p

All hot babes, most definitely, especially Jen Hawkins... wowzer! VERY hot in hotpants, yah for sure :D

Capt
 
Jude Law's nanny. Then have Sienna Miller join in as a revenge fantasy.....
 
Barry C said:
I must admit my grammer is a real weakness that is holding me back.
lol nah mate, it's all good :D

Just thought it was a funny lil thing, is all :p

Capt
 
The gentleman who cuts my hair. He is totally hot, and is currently giving me lessons on how to shave my husband's face with a straight razor. (Shhhh, it's his anniversary present.)
 
After watching a clip of Brown Bunny that I downloaded... I have to say Chloe Sevigny. Yaow. Yaow. Howdy. O_O
 
Hooper_X said:
Hmmm, I'm thinking that I wouldn't mind some of Alicia Keys right about now.
Very, VERY nice... :D

And gotta say, I luv those pics in your singie! :p

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horny
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy


Ahhh, Sir Mix-A-Lot's Baby Got Back... a true classic! :D

Capt
 
Texguy84 said:
After watching a clip of Brown Bunny that I downloaded... I have to say Chloe Sevigny. Yaow. Yaow. Howdy. O_O

I wouldn't mind banging Chloë Sevigny too, but my motivation is Kids. I have Brown Bunny on DVD (burned), I love that film despite its soul sucking bleakness.
 
rounder03 said:
My wife but she ain't home right now (which is why I'm resorting to the story site).

does she know you do so? what would happen if she came home in the middle?
 
Xectxny19X said:
"X" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

did you just stop by to tease us? If so, it is working. I nominate you as the Fuckee of the day....
 
Saw Brown Bunny

I thought that was about as hard as it got in non porn movies until I saw Winterbottom's movie for Sundance 9 Songs the girl Margot Stilley isn't too bad but if the sex scenes in that are not exactly softcore...

These two movies gave me an idea for a story
> A well respected Director well funded wanted to make a statement similar to that Michael Winterbottom tried to make at Sundance "...Why Should Authors Be Allowed to Explore Sexuality Uncensored but Film Makers Art Allowed the same freedom with there art... " or something like that. Convinced one or several of the celebrities mentioned throughout this thread to star in a similarly erotic movie.
 
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