pete
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People who don't answer their phone are too busy getting...
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spacekowboy
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How the fuck did I not know about this thread??
I swear there was a memo that went out.
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Therein lies the problem. I am not on the interoffice mailing list. I have not gotten my key to the executive washroom yet, either.
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I'm leery of code words and secret knocks in a bathroom around this place...
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Knock knock knock, swordfish!
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Ok, just stop this now, yossi,,, no wait, keep it going.
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He looks like a hot neighbor of mine that I've had naughty thoughts about. This isn't helping. *fans self*
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hey look! Thespians. Shakespeare in the park?
Doth mother know thou wearest her drapes?
Doth mother know thou wearest her drapes?
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horny and alone in hotel room...would love my tits slapped like this right now...soooo hot!!
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mmmm....just love a man in charge!
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Oh please someone do this to me!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OOoooh god, I really like this one!!!!!!
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She heard her mobile ring off in the distance.......knew it would be her husband asking where she was, but the mask, the man, the bite on her neck......held her powerless to answer.
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Do not answer
When the phone rings I look at caller ID to see who is calling. A lot of times caller ID displays "unknown caller" or "private caller." If either of these show up I will not answer the phone. When I do answer the phone I say "hello" then wait for the caller to identify themselves. If I have to say hello twice without getting a response I hang up.
When the phone rings I look at caller ID to see who is calling. A lot of times caller ID displays "unknown caller" or "private caller." If either of these show up I will not answer the phone. When I do answer the phone I say "hello" then wait for the caller to identify themselves. If I have to say hello twice without getting a response I hang up.
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