Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

TE999

How 'bout a kiss, baby

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• Dec 8, 2012

• #176

"The surgeon said it'd be like the real thing."

 

lovecraft68

Bad Doggie

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• Dec 8, 2012

• #177

An echo, "wow your pussy is big....big....big....."

 

TE999

How 'bout a kiss, baby

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• Dec 8, 2012

• #178

"I'm late for school."

 

LaRascasse

I dream, therefore I am

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• Dec 8, 2012

• #179

"Why are we doing this again?"

 

lovecraft68

Bad Doggie

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• Dec 8, 2012

• #180

What's the matter? In some countries 14 is a marriageable age!

 

lovecraft68

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• Dec 8, 2012

• #181

LaRascasse said:

"Why are we doing this again?"

Click to expand...

Wait, we did it?

 

NekoParks

Able to Multiple Sarcasm

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• Dec 8, 2012

• #182

"Did you notice if I took my pill this morning?"

 

NekoParks

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• Dec 8, 2012

• #183

"Do we have to listen to "Bolero" every single time?"

 

Last edited: Dec 9, 2012

lovecraft68

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• Dec 8, 2012

• #184

Can I take off this care bear t-shirt and drop this stupid doll now?

 

NekoParks

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• Dec 8, 2012

• #185

"Can you move your head? I missed that last touchdown."

 

NekoParks

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• Dec 8, 2012

• #186

"Can't we do it without me wearing the plaid skirt, knee socks, and saddle oxfords?"

 

loquere

Smile!

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• Dec 8, 2012

• #187

You think I'm innocent right, like do you think I can carry half a body?

 

loquere

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• Dec 8, 2012

• #188

I am shiva, god of death

 

loquere

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• Dec 8, 2012

• #189

"You are so fucked." Her eyes change form.

 

lovecraft68

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• Dec 8, 2012

• #190

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

 

loquere

Smile!

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• Dec 8, 2012

• #191

Wipe that fucking smile off your face. Do I look like I'm smiling?

 

oggbashan

Dying Truth seeker

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• Dec 8, 2012

• #192

Congratulations from the management of the whorehouse! You are the hundred thousandth customer of our oldest veteran associate Brenda!

You have won a season ticket for a fuck with Brenda once a week for the next year.

 

loquere

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• Dec 8, 2012

• #193

You have the right to remain silent.

 

loquere

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• Dec 8, 2012

• #194

Huhh!

 

loquere

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• Dec 8, 2012

• #195

The rumor was so not true. Yo get the FUCK up of me okk.

 

loquere

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• Dec 8, 2012

• #196

You woke me up for that?

 

loquere

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• Dec 8, 2012

• #197

Do you accept Visa?

 

loquere

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• Dec 8, 2012

• #198

On second thought, let's turn off the lights.

 

loquere

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• Dec 8, 2012

• #199

And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!

 

loquere

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• Dec 8, 2012

• #200

Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober.