New Author's Vending Machine

desertslave said:

When last we viewed our intrepid vending machine patrons, Handley Page had bravely inserted: Universal Cleaning Fluid

for his troubles, he received a black hole

I put in a charmed quark

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Handley_Page said:

And we are all suitably charmed, I'm sure, but it's all very strange.



I put in a repaired telescope.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and the red giants no longer appear blue.

I put in a Doppler-ganger...

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drteetho said:

And my radar is going off like crazy!

I put in a thunderstorm...

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LaRascasse said:

Damn, I forgot my umbrella...

I put in a fancy sports car

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desertslave said:

Damn shame the top was down

I put in an extra large roll of paper towels

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you're the quicker picker upper par excellence.

I put in an intergalactic travel towel...

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Idarrau said:

The travel towel does come in handy

Throwing in a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal

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TE999 said:

Which is currently snarling in bewilderment in my cleverly camouflaged pit.

I put in a bucket of surplus Dilithium Crystals I bought at the Starfleet Garage Sale.

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Handley_Page said:

And they go; much too fast!



I put in a Flux Capacitor.

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desertslave said:

But it shorts out, leaving you a pile of garbage in the back seat

I put in a hoverboard

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Idarrau said:

The hooverboard is now recovering from 'The Grand Canyon' incident

I put in an anvil

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Tio_Narratore said:

and it inexplicably falls on a coyote inspecting a crashed hoverboard a mile downriver from the Bright Angel Trail.

I put in an olla of Saguaro wine...

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Handley_Page said:

And it does not work as engine oil in the car. . . .




I put in a V10 engine block as a decoration.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and it hangs from a Pontiac's War campaign ribbon.

I put in a Victoria, cross, and not at all amused...

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Handley_Page said:

And everybody smiles at her. . . .


I put in a torpedo

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drteetho said:

Hmmm... looks like a hero sandwich to me.

I put in a tray of lunch meat...

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get your post at Lit deleted as spam.

I put in Spam and Eggs with a side order of Spam...

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Handley_Page said:

but Monty Python is presently out of the Office.



I put in a huge raincloud.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get Joe Bftsplk.

I put in a lucky streak...

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Handley_Page said:

Followed by the biggest thunderclap you ever heard.



I put in a new record player needle.

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Stella_Omega said:

Which bottoms out on my "slightly dished" vinyl.

I put in a box of vacuum tubes.

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Handley_Page said:

But you get burned by the soldering iron trying to make the new HiFi.



I put in a box of old radar parts

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get a blip.

I put in a bleep...

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