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Old 04-28-2013, 11:33 PM   #42326
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Thanks again. But I pretty much have the same boring accent, unless I'm tired (I go southern - ask Bunny), or really really really pissed, when my voice gets way soft and for some strange reason slightly clipped and British. My first wife told me once the only time she was ever afraid of me was when that voice came on. I have no clue where it came from, or why.
I have the book-learnin' Southerner voice. At least until I'm tired, angry, sick, drunk, or some combination of the above. Then I sound like...I don't even know how to explain it. It's bad.
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Old 04-28-2013, 11:40 PM   #42327
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I have the book-learnin' Southerner voice. At least until I'm tired, angry, sick, drunk, or some combination of the above. Then I sound like...I don't even know how to explain it. It's bad.
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Old 04-29-2013, 02:43 AM   #42328
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Old 04-29-2013, 02:56 AM   #42329
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Thanks again. But I pretty much have the same boring accent, unless I'm tired (I go southern - ask Bunny), or really really really pissed, when my voice gets way soft and for some strange reason slightly clipped and British. My first wife told me once the only time she was ever afraid of me was when that voice came on. I have no clue where it came from, or why.
Bunny and I were talking about accents just last week. I have almost no accent at all, but K has a southernish accent. I say southernish, because it's not always obvious he has an accent, until he gets ticked or emotional about something (politics and religion will get him going everytime). However, he thinks his accent is entirely gone, which cracks the rest of us up. The other day, for instance, he said to our son 'GITONOFFADACOUCHLIKETHET' (translation: get on off of the back of the couch like that, said like it's one word). I had to take a minute in the other room to giggle.
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Old 04-29-2013, 10:40 AM   #42330
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Old 04-30-2013, 02:56 PM   #42331
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Old 04-30-2013, 06:22 PM   #42332
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ever notice how the more you do "nothing" the more you want to do "nothing"

Time to put on my sewing apron and get serious about these projects today.

Oh, yeah. Isn't that in Newton's first law of motion A body at rest will stay at rest...until an external force acts upon it ?

I know the feeling completely.
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Old 04-30-2013, 06:41 PM   #42333
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Oh, yeah. Isn't that in Newton's first law of motion A body at rest will stay at rest...until an external force acts upon it ?

I know the feeling completely.
Actually, it's impossible to do nothing. Your body is always active, even if you are not consciously doing anything more intentional than sitting on the sofa with your eyes closed. All those autonomic systems are busily humming along keeping you alive, your mind is working through your recent experiences to figure out how best to store them for useful retrieval later, and your choice to sit on the sofa is, in itself, a chosen action. Just sayin.
 

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Oh, yeah. Isn't that in Newton's first law of motion A body at rest will stay at rest...until an external force acts upon it ?

I know the feeling completely.
I could use an external force acting upon me.

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Actually, it's impossible to do nothing. Your body is always active, even if you are not consciously doing anything more intentional than sitting on the sofa with your eyes closed. All those autonomic systems are busily humming along keeping you alive, your mind is working through your recent experiences to figure out how best to store them for useful retrieval later, and your choice to sit on the sofa is, in itself, a chosen action. Just sayin.
Hence the quotation marks. Intro to Psych: a body is always doing something, what a person means by "doing nothing" is that the action they are completing is of little or no importance to them/others and/or does not hold value.

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Actually, it's impossible to do nothing. Your body is always active, even if you are not consciously doing anything more intentional than sitting on the sofa with your eyes closed. All those autonomic systems are busily humming along keeping you alive, your mind is working through your recent experiences to figure out how best to store them for useful retrieval later, and your choice to sit on the sofa is, in itself, a chosen action. Just sayin.
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Hence the quotation marks. Intro to Psych: a body is always doing something, what a person means by "doing nothing" is that the action they are completing is of little or no importance to them/others and/or does not hold value.

See I'm learning stuff.
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Old 04-30-2013, 07:34 PM   #42336
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I don't recall it being a competition. I merely pointed out the lax logic of the phrase "doing nothing," having been inspired by teh wench.
 

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I don't recall it being a competition. I merely pointed out the lax logic of the phrase "doing nothing," having been inspired by teh wench.
I know. I was just feelin' a tad bit snarky and wanted to yank [lol!] someone's tail.
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I don't recall it being a competition. I merely pointed out the lax logic of the phrase "doing nothing," having been inspired by teh wench.
Both ways sounds like I win!

Or at least I'll sit here and giggle madly for a bit.
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Don't you have cats for that?
 

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Don't you have cats for that?
I'm up in BFE, 210 miles from the cats, until late Friday afternoon. For some reason, they didn't quite believe me when I requested to bring my "companion cat" along for these weekly stays. <sigh>
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I'm up in BFE, 210 miles from the cats, until late Friday afternoon. For some reason, they didn't quite believe me when I requested to bring my "companion cat" along for these weekly stays. <sigh>
You can't get a doctors note for them? When I worked for the clinic we frequently had patients from the local halfway house request notes authorizing companion animals.


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You can't get a doctors note for them? When I worked for the clinic we frequently had patients from the local halfway house request notes authorizing companion animals.
My primary care would probably write an auth for Cricket to be an approved companion animal; however, the problem would be that I'm not supposed to be exposed to/handle cat litter during the chemo period. I can feed 'em, but supposed to stay away from end product, due to infection susceptibility, and since it's just me up here during the week, it could get a little funky if waster were not removed on a timely schedule.
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I was just reading some old posts here and saw Minx is re-married and that she has a baby, thats awesome! Made me so smile!

Hope you all doing well guys! Hello from Czech republic from me and Jock!
Hey, BF! I was just thinking a day or so ago that we hadn't heard from you in a while, and here you pop up! Glad to hear you, Jock and the kiddies are still out there and haven't forgotten us!
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Old 05-01-2013, 07:54 PM   #42348
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Hey, buddy! Good to see you back! Hope all is well!
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My primary care would probably write an auth for Cricket to be an approved companion animal; however, the problem would be that I'm not supposed to be exposed to/handle cat litter during the chemo period. I can feed 'em, but supposed to stay away from end product, due to infection susceptibility, and since it's just me up here during the week, it could get a little funky if waster were not removed on a timely schedule.
Yes, I know about this. This is when high quality, low cost animatronics could come in handy. Or virtual cat app. Or topiary.
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Yes, I know about this. This is when high quality, low cost animatronics could come in handy. Or virtual cat app. Or topiary.
A lower tech alternative exists. Pet rocks come in many convenient sizes. In fact, I'm pretty sure there's one just right for slightly distended left rear pants pockets that have been previously stretched by ancient paperback novels. Further, they are infection free and require no grooming or feeding.
 
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