Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

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silverwhisper said:
i'm having an incredible hankering for some ribs.

and that gives me an idea for a new blog entry.

ed
You, sir, are insufferably cruel.

May your next slice turn cold in your hands as you contemplate all the hedonistic ecstasy you're denying yourself by insisting on eating limp crackers coated in ketchup instead of a real pizza.
 
ain't nothing can compare w/ the sheer joy of ripping meat from the bone, yank. that gibe, sir, was flaccid. :D

ed
 
silverwhisper said:
ain't nothing can compare w/ the sheer joy of ripping meat from the bone, yank. that gibe, sir, was flaccid. :D

ed
Just like the pizza, buddy, just like the pizza! :D
 
silverwhisper said:
i notice you don't contest satiating your inner carnivore...

:D

ed
I think that my inner carnivore may get to come out into the open tonight. Thinking about a plate of ribs with side orders of cheeseburger and fries.
 
I was doing dishes and of course wool-gathering and not paying attention, and I jammed the business end of a sharp cooking fork up under my fingernail.

:( :( *cries*
 
Ouch, BG! Maybe a few :kiss:es will make it a little better.

And then you can picture me in my brand, spankin' new strap-on. Laughter is good medicine, ya know! :D

Whoever recommended the Ultra Harness Pro 2000 by Doc Johnson has earned my undying affection. It fits great and feels fabulous!

*Wanders off to wait for her first victim* :devil:
 
SweetErika said:
Ouch, BG! Maybe a few :kiss:es will make it a little better.

And then you can picture me in my brand, spankin' new strap-on. Laughter is good medicine, ya know! :D

Whoever recommended the Ultra Harness Pro 2000 by Doc Johnson has earned my undying affection. It fits great and feels fabulous!

*Wanders off to wait for her first victim* :devil:

That Doc Johnson sounds like a pretty fun guy! :D

SweetE, you made me laugh. And you made me jealous. :devil:
 
silverwhisper said:
sorry you're awake at this ungodly hour, pq!



bg: no no no, everything gives me an idea for erotica. i get tons more ideas for that than polls.

ed

'twas just the start of my day ed.
 
Despite three turnovers and help from the referees, the Buckeyes managed to win! Excellent!
 
bobsgirl said:
It's 2:47 a.m. and I'd like to know why there's nobody here to amuse me.
I'm unsure why no one is here but I do know about amusement.
 
bobsgirl said:
Darling!! Oh happy day! You've come at last!! :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
I have but I have not. ;)

How are you my Queen?



In the wee small hours of the morning,
While the whole wide world is fast asleep,
You lie awake and think about the boy
And never, ever think of counting sheep.


When your lonely heart has learned its lesson,
You'd be his if only he would call,
In the wee small hours of the morning,
That's the time you miss him most of all.
 
Cathleen said:
I have but I have not. ;)

How are you my Queen?



In the wee small hours of the morning,
While the whole wide world is fast asleep,
You lie awake and think about the boy
And never, ever think of counting sheep.


When your lonely heart has learned its lesson,
You'd be his if only he would call,
In the wee small hours of the morning,
That's the time you miss him most of all
.

Hmmm. Yep.
 
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