NekoParks
Able to Multiple Sarcasm
- Joined
- Nov 23, 2012
- Posts
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Stoned sex much?
That's why all those Cheerios and Pringles were in our bed last night!
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Stoned sex much?
That's why all those cheerleaders in singlets were in our bed last night!
That was some acid trip!
I have this guy to do and not enough time to do it in...
There's always time for a hickey, honey...
Are we in middle school again? What next? Spin the bottle?
No we ain't; now PASS the reefer!
Don't Bogart that joint, HP. Pass it over to me...
Humphrey Bogart is the man...he kissed all over me.
I had a fling with a good old boy
I've done a lot of the old men here.
Interesting, your daddy has a fetish about me, and I'm deeply attracted to his older part...
It's not the age of the part, it's how many ED pills he uses with it that counts...
Hmmmm...Are you looking a little professional help?
Hookers? We don't need no stinking hookers!
Boobies? Don't get me started on boobies!!!
I like seeing FTF from this perspective.
And just what are you wearing, exactly...?
Really, John? Don't you spend enough time on the can at work...
Hehe. I always rub one out, you gotta rub one out.
Well that settles the great mystery of where you've been, trying to get me to go with you?
Mystery? I figured that was basic knowledge.
Misery? Oh, it's another vajazzling song.
I wasn't aware there was a prescribed playlist for decorating one's vajayjay...
Justin Beiber is on my playlist.