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Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

Well, I thought it was time I got a place of my own! After all, being a big gobshite, I should really have a dedicated thread where I can ramble on and on to my stone heart's content.

Everyone is welcome, new friends and old. If you know me, then you might suspect how I can banter. If you don’t know me yet… I hold no responsibility for what might be said or done to you in this unsafe space.

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Close your eyes, and press the button, Tal. I'm sure Brainy will be along in a moment...
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Old 12-05-2017, 12:17 PM   #3
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where the fuck is he???
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Old 12-05-2017, 12:17 PM   #4
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Well, I thought it was time I got a place of my own! After all, being a big gobshite, I should really have a dedicated thread where I can ramble on and on to my stone heart's content.

Everyone is welcome, new friends and old. If you know me, then you might suspect how I can banter. If you don’t know me yet… I hold no responsibility for what might be said or done to you in this unsafe space.

So, here I go.

Close your eyes, and press the button, Tal. I'm sure Brainy will be along in a moment...
How did you know?! It's not like you asked me to be here or anything.

Yaaaaaaay!!! New thread!! You know how I like new threads. It's all so clean and tidy before you do your gobshite act and crayon over it all.

Fuck yeah.
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Old 12-05-2017, 12:18 PM   #5
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where the fuck is he???
Impatient little so and so. See how I was being polite?
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Old 12-05-2017, 12:19 PM   #6
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How did you know?! It's not like you asked me to be here or anything.

Yaaaaaaay!!! New thread!! You know how I like new threads. It's all so clean and tidy before you do your gobshite act and crayon over it all.

Fuck yeah.
Phew!!! I was feeling all lonesome then. I don't pay you £100 per week for sloppy time keeping.
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Are there jelly beans in here, Tal? Or something left over for breakfast, I'm getting hungry.
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Phew!!! I was feeling all lonesome then. I don't pay you £100 per week for sloppy time keeping.
Er... have you got dementia? I pay you £100 a week just so you tell me the odd nice thing and say how pretty I look in pink.
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Are there jelly beans in here, Tal? Or something left over for breakfast, I'm getting hungry.
Jelly beans!!! Nom.
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Are there jelly beans in here, Tal? Or something left over for breakfast, I'm getting hungry.
Haha, it's almost dinner time here! How about chicken curry for breakfast? *mini vomit*
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Thought I'd better say hello as well...before the hoards of your adoring fans block my path in to you :-)
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Er... have you got dementia? I pay you £100 a week just so you tell me the odd nice thing and say how pretty I look in pink.


Jelly beans!!! Nom.

Oh. Starting with the age jabs already, huh? I would take you seriously, but the pink frills make it impossible. Such a purty gurly.
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Haha, it's almost dinner time here! How about chicken curry for breakfast? *mini vomit*
I actually love leftovers for breakfast. Easy to fix.
But, I don't know if I've ever had chicken curry before noon.
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I actually love leftovers for breakfast. Easy to fix.
But, I don't know if I've ever had chicken curry before noon.
I haven't, but my son has...he'll eat anything ...anytime.
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Oh. Starting with the age jabs already, huh? I would take you seriously, but the pink frills make it impossible. Such a purty gurly.
Just don't ask me to put those contraptions on NY eyelashes. They look like they were designed to cut balls off

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Thought I'd better say hello as well...before the hoards of your adoring fans block my path in to you :-)
*waves* you can see all her adorable fans, right? I mean adoring...
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I'm glad I stumbled in!
Hey

I should have put up a warning that Brainy might sometimes charge entry at the door. He needs the income and I need to keep him busy with something.
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I should have put up a warning that Brainy might sometimes charge entry at the door. He needs the income and I need to keep him busy with something.
Hey, Brainy! Checks' in the mail!
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Hey

I should have put up a warning that Brainy might sometimes charge entry at the door. He needs the income and I need to keep him busy with something.
Yeah. I make the rules... Right.
  • No trainers (or sneakers for our American friends).
  • No morals.
  • And no sense of decency.

Oh and a one-off payment of $50 to me. (I accept Gold or Silver too)
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Yeah. I make the rules... Right.
  • No trainers (or sneakers for our American friends).
  • No morals.
  • And no sense of decency.
No shoes
No shirt
No problem

I'm saving money for our road trip!

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I actually love leftovers for breakfast. Easy to fix.
But, I don't know if I've ever had chicken curry before noon.
God no, lol. Leftovers are fine, but not for breakfast. I prefer the souls of my enemies for breakfast.

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I haven't, but my son has...he'll eat anything ...anytime.
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You struggle to keep your eyes open as it is, I'm not going to weight them down with anything else! FFS, you'd never wake again
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Hey, Brainy! Checks' in the mail!
Impromptu British Lesson:

Cheque. Not check.

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I'll keep an eye out for it.

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No shoes
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I'm saving money for our road trip!

You are getting the hang of my rules.
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Yeah. I make the rules... Right.
  • No trainers (or sneakers for our American friends).
  • No morals.
  • And no sense of decency.

Oh and a one-off payment of $50 to me. (I accept Gold or Silver too)
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No shoes
No shirt
No problem

I'm saving money for our road trip!

Oh, I have a special rule for the wimmins. They get in free as long as they flash Brainy.

Damn, I am REALLY good at this pimping thing.
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Impromptu British Lesson:

Cheque. Not check.

Are you absolutely sure you're not
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