All the years we lived in Florida I stuffed my own dates. I don't trust goats or sheep!
Yes, that's a banana in my pants. Rules rule!
With which appendage did you stuff them? Did you have to lubricate their orifices after getting them drunk? I've stuffed a few dates and been stuffed by a few dates. It can get intense.
Given: Bananas rule.
If a celeb must be raped, change the names.
If a celeb must be raped, change the names.
No snuff where the killer gains sexual pleasure as the victim dies. But I'm still not sure of the guy who injects himself with a drug that causes his penis to instantly expand 100x inside a girl so she messily explodes as they orgasm. Could be iffy.
Laurel doesn't like even hints of self mutilation. I had to severely edit Like A Hole In The Head to clarify that the protagonist did not actually drill into her skull. Not on-camera, anyway.
The hard-and-fast underage rule is: If a participant SEEMS or LOOKS like an under-18 human, they're out.
Bad orthography (spelling and grammar) can be grounds for rejection. USE those software tools built into most word processors! And/or get a beta reader / editor. It's best to use USA Anglish conventions.
Beyond this stuff, a new or aspiring LIT author should scan back in this forum and read threads debating the nuances of (especially) the underage, snuff, bestiality,and rape/noncon rules. Too bad it's not codified in one place. Or maybe that's Laurel's devilish plan...
IThe vast majority of authors - I'd say over 99% - are able to find the submission guidelines - either from the front page of the site, or the very top of the site index, or on the page where one goes to submit, or from the FAQ - without issue and submit work, every day, for the past 18 years. I think that deserves at least 3 stars.
I agree that the FAQ should be more available (and it will be in the new site redesign, as I've already said in this thread). The story side gets around 1.5 million unique readers a day (which is tens of millions of pageviews) and 150-200 submissions a day. An extremely small fraction of these users ever make it over to the forum, and a slice of those find the AH. The vast majority of authors - I'd say over 99% - are able to find the submission guidelines - either from the front page of the site, or the very top of the site index, or on the page where one goes to submit, or from the FAQ - without issue and submit work, every day, for the past 18 years. I think that deserves at least 3 stars.
We've been looking forward to it for some years now. Hopefully it will be implemented before the heat death of the universe or the end of Prez Tromp's term, whichever comes first. Anticipating the change is like walking a leashed housecat. One must learn patience and expect the unexpected. Eventually.
I have a complete set of pipe wrenches, monkey wrenches, and various other wrenches, but I use ViceGrips on the busts I meet because there are so many different sizes.
When your buxom winch... wench, wrench... is not of the proper diameter or length use a The Literotica member's secret weapon.
I don't think LIT has rules about piss-filled boots. To be safe, urinate directly onto open-toed sandals. Your drinking habits are not my concern. But beware wretched wenches with wrenches and winches. It's a deadly combination.
I break this one whenever the nerve strikes me to post something.
