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Dear disillusioned male Litster,

If she walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and is an 18 year old virgin who wants you to be her daddy, then she probably has the same genitalia packaging as you do.

Signed,

Nev from Catfish
 
Dear Nev

Toooo funny. But the desperado's will never learn. :D

Signed
Laughing Smiley Girl x
 
Dear Laughing Smiley Girl litster

Hope you remain a smiling laughing litster
 
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Dear across the water litster...

Fucking ocean.

:kiss:

Get your heat fixed and unpack your suitcase if its not done yet!! :D

DG litster :p
 
DG litster
Well that's spooky
Looking around for the hidden camera litster
 
Dear Lister,

I respect your boundaries, but I don't have to like them. Let me blur your lines. I promise you'll never forget it.

Quietly craving your touch.
 
Dear Lister

wishing that was me that makes you feel so

Sigh

Craving and longing Lister
 
Dear litster

I hurt you deeply and that is unforgivable. I'm sorry.

Contrite and ashamed litster
 
Dear Manchester Litser
You pulled up the drawbridges and closed the doors because I was quiet too often for your tastes.
Stop blaming me and poking at me in public that I was deceitful and horrid.
We are simply wrong for each other and that is the simple truth.

Disillusioned and Heartbroken Litster
 
Dear Lister,

Thank you for the random PM and the compliment..
Here's your gold star!
Now stop moving so I can pin it on you.

~ running with sharp objects
 
Dear Litster I have never spoken to,

Damn... this may be wrong to say... but even though you are a guy, you are just downright pretty. :heart:

signed,

Appreciative Litster
 
Dear Bum Litster,


I tried for the 5th time, but my clit was not having it. :eek:


Signed,

Insatiable Litster :kiss:
 
Dear Overeager Litster(s),

If you pounce with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer, I'm not going to PM with you. Take it down a notch, and take a hint!
 
Dear Big Brother Litster,

Thank you for being you.

{{{{Hugs}}}}

Appreciative little sister litster
 
Dear Telling Me The Date Litster :kiss:

Lucky rhymes with Mucky.

I consider myself to be the former, because of the latter.

Reading Signs All By Myself Litster :rose:
 
Dear Listers,

This thread confuses me, I can hardly ever tell with whom these refer. Hahaha. It's fun to read none the less.

Not Mr. Obvious Lister
 
Dear Silent sir Litster,

All's quiet on the eastern front. The trail has gone cold.

Loney fox in her foxhole.
 
Dear MadHaHaHatter,

What is so confusing??

He *points* is addressing her *points* while she *over there* is chattering at her...meanwhile, he is lamenting her while she is lamenting another...


See? Easypeasy.

:D
 
Dear easy peasy Lister
Good job you were around to clear all that up
Too cold at work Lister
 
perkyT said:
Dear MadHaHaHatter,

What is so confusing??

He *points* is addressing her *points* while she *over there* is chattering at her...meanwhile, he is lamenting her while she is lamenting another...


See? Easypeasy.

:D
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AHA! I knew it!:rolleyes:
 
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