The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

Tio_Narratore said:

and you get stuck in Chelsea.

I put in breakfast in bed for St. Lucy's Day...

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fed0ra said:

You get a glass of camel milk & weetabix


I put in dinner & theatre with Joel Grey

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Tio_Narratore said:

and Mausie sits on your lap.

I put in a hearty "Wilkommen!"...

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fed0ra said:

& Ginny has an affair on the beach near Tangiers with a primordial beast.


I put in a comedy of lit errors

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Tio_Narratore said:

and it's titled "Literratica."

I put in a tarnspotition...

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Handley_Page said:

and it sits there, all dumb & happy.



I put in a lemon

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get a pitcher of melonade.

I put in a Newfoundland Pitcher Plant...

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Handley_Page said:

but it's full of dead stuff !


I put in a Blue Rose

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NekoParks said:

but you are left humming "Love is Blue" since blue roses represent the unattainable or impossible...

I put in a glass menagerie...

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PinkPeep said:

and you got a circus full of delicate elephants.

I put in a feather boa...

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NekoParks said:

and you shimmy like a burlesque dancer...

I put in gypsies, tramps, and thieves...

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you host a Litogether.

I put in a lost weekend in Chicago...

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fed0ra said:

& Frankie shows you his town.

I put in a Rainbow Systems slide through the worm hole

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NekoParks said:

but you run smack into quantum nonlocality or can or can't you get there from here and back?

I put a plethora of paradoxes. . .

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Handley_Page said:

and cannot find the Book.


I put in Paul Broun

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steve44uk said:

But you realise that tea parties are for little girls with imaginary friends.

I put in Jed Bartlett...

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Handley_Page said:

But (depressingly) he's the more believable.



I put in Sgt Pepper.

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fed0ra said:

Andy Williams belts out "Happy Hearts" to counter that.

And I put in / out a search team for the terminally innocent.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you find yourself lost in the woods.

I put in a woodsman and a wolf...

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Handley_Page said:

last seen chasing the Terminally Innocent



I put in a Foll-de-Roll Troll.

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steve44uk said:

... and you trip-trap all over that mofo's bridge.

I put in a hookah-smokin' grub...

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you discover you're only three inches tall.

I put in one side of a magic mushroom...

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Handley_Page said:

But it's gorn orf



I put in a bottle which has the instruction label: "Drink me"

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CarolinaPeach said:

You get a bloody Mary with a pickled okra instead of the traditional celery stick.

I put in a broken 12" ruler.

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