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I’m james r scouries esq., welcome to my world


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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA
 
[SIZE=+4]Welcome to ScouriesFantasyWorld[/SIZE]

Where Scouries ego is the one and only thing that counts.
 
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Now here's a threesome that I'm proud to be a member of:

Favoritest Authors

6.sarahhh :rose: (2091)
7.rgjohn (2091)
8.scouries (2091)

The other two are arguably LITEROTICA'S greatest two authors (of all time!). And for a day at least my name is associated with them. I'd like to thank the over 2 thousand ScouriesWorld readers who've made this possible.


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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA
 
Favoritest Authors

6.scouries (2093)
7.:rose: sarahhh :rose:(2091)

I must say I've never wanted to pass this girl ... nor imagined it would be possible!

When i joined the site she was #1 and remained there for years before a couple of cats used some dirty tricks to pass her. She then regained the top spot and stayed there for another year. She was and is simply the best.

Although our present #1 and #2 are excellant authors this dear girl would stilll be #1 if she hadn't been incapacitated for the past year.

Although the prognosis is dire all of her friends are still hoping for a miraculous recovery. I for one would love to see some new stories from this angel.

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get well hon...

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA
 
i rewrote my will today...

I just checked and I found that I haven’t submitted a story to this site since October 21st of last year. Almost five months! I knew it had been a while but wouldn’t have guessed it had been that long. I have been writing though – both erotic and some longer more commercial stuff – it’s just that I haven’t finished any erotica.

It’s been a busy time – first the holidays and then the onslaught of guests that descend on South Florida from the middle of January until well into March. And now we have the college spring breakers…

And I’ve been doing other things – a restaurant/bar business I’m investing in on top of some house scavenging I’ve been doing in the foreclosure market. If you have cash you can pick up properties at extraordinarily low prices. Those continuing ROYALTIES have been a godsend!

And my complicated family life has been especially convoluted these last few months. Sometimes I can’t help but feel that ex-wives shouldn’t be allowed. That the state should automatically put them out of their misery the second the decree is signed! They just can’t seem to be able to grow up and move on.

And of course the joke that LAUREL :cattail: has made of the special contests has sapped my motivation to continue to participate in them.

And yet, in spite of my sabbatical, people are still reading my LITEROTICA stories. They’re voting. They’re commenting. They’re sending me e-mails. They’re designating me one of their favorites.

The continuing response has surprised me quite frankly.

Some AH Land fool predicted a year or so ago that I’d soon tumble down the FAVORITE AUTHORS list. That I’d be passed right and left. And this was before I’d stopped submitting. Instead I’ve moved up and am more “favorited” than I’ve ever been before.

And the e-mails continue to flood in. Even with a hundred things on my plate I feel an obligation to respond to people who’ve contacted me. Gabby’s helped of course. Sometimes when I return from a week or two away and find 30 or 50 or 70 emails I wonder what would happen if I died. For how many years would the emails pile up? Is there a maximum number of emails my box can hold? How many is it? Would my account eventually be closed? Who decides how and when?

And what about those people who send the emails. What would they think when they received no reply? They’d probably be pissed off at me. Maybe even go back and vote down my stories. What obligation do I have to them?

So I rewrote my will today! I made arrangements in it that on my death the news will be posted on my LITEROTICA (and other sites) page. I’ve also arranged that every one of my stories will be edited to advise future readers that I’m dead so that they won’t waste any of their time emailing me.

I’ve also decided that any ROYALTIES earned after my death will be partly used to continue to fund the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.), the MANU AWARD, and the 100+ COMMENT and 1000+ VOTE clubs.

I feel it’s only right to give back. And fuck the ex’s if they think they’re going to get any more blood from my corpse…


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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA
 
I was just wondering, Scouries, since you're always bragging and self-promoting yourself, how many places has your top stories moved up in, oh, I dunno, say, the past two weeks?

Huh? What? None? Really. Wow.

My story, I Love You Mommy, the link is below, written by me, under my alt name of WmForrester, aka BOSTONFICTIONWRITER is presently #232 on the top 250 most read story list.

Are you ready? It's jump 18 spots in just two weeks. At this rate, I may be passing your stories soon. Alas, I would have had two other stories in the top ten, had I not pulled them for publication in 2007. My mother-in-law story had 850,000 reads and my sister-in-law story, had 650,000 reads, both written under BOSTONFICTIONWRITER

http://www.literotica.com/s/i-love-you-mommy
 
So I rewrote my will today! I made arrangements in it that on my death the news will be posted on my LITEROTICA (and other sites) page. I’ve also arranged that every one of my stories will be edited to advise future readers that I’m dead so that they won’t waste any of their time emailing me.

As if you're that important. :rolleyes:

I’ve also decided that any ROYALTIES earned after my death will be partly used to continue to fund the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.), the MANU AWARD, and the 100+ COMMENT and 1000+ VOTE clubs.

Fake royalties for fake contests and made up lists. That's fitting.
 
With luck, this is a hint that Scouries has, at last, grown tired of his own lame game and is "killing off" all these alts. (I'll have to start checking the party stores for bags of confetti.)
 
With luck, this is a hint that Scouries has, at last, grown tired of his own lame game and is "killing off" all these alts. (I'll have to start checking the party stores for bags of confetti.)

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I've never understood why these lesser "FAVORITED" authors don't try to learn from those of us who've achieved fame and fortune. Why haven't these small people learned that their continued bitterness is immediately carried forward to their work?

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA
 
There are a whole of lot of things you don't seem to understand, Jimmy, baby. :rolleyes:
 
little boy blueThere are a whole of lot of things you don't seem to understand, Jimmy, baby.

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Why haven't these small people learned that their continued bitterness is immediately carried forward to their work ...

And clearly to their "POSTS" too...

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA
 
Happy St Patrick's Day

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President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
Miami Beach, Florida
 
Watch the feedback portal on a regular basis, and you notice something a little peculiar.

Immediately preceding/following ( sometimes both, as is the case today ) a post by scouries or one of his alts, his two "most commented" stories typically pick up one or two generic "your a genius!" anonymous comments.

Up, up, and away, Captain Obvious :rolleyes:
 
why can't these lesser lights get over their jealousy?

...why can't they just sit back and try to learn something? These stories are the GOLD STANDARDS on Literotica...

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"Ohhh...Mommy," I Groaned He deflowers sister, impregnates mom.
4.58 16638 3175212 Incest/Taboo (English) 12/17/06
Public Comments: 434​

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"Daddy?" I Whispered Stephanie seduces her handsome father.
4.52 28859 2237523 Incest/Taboo (English) 02/19/06
Public Comments: 793

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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA
 
[SIZE=+4]Welcome to ScouriesFantasyWorld[/SIZE]

Where Scouries ego is the one and only thing that counts.


And why can't you figure out, the only reason you are moving up the top list is that several people above you in so many ways have mostly quit posting free stories here and are now selling everything they write.

How's that working for you? I'm not talking fake covers for half baked stories or fake royalties from a free porn site. I not talking about fake contest wins in your own contests but actual sales to the general public.

None!

About what I figured.
 
...why can't they just sit back and try to learn something? These stories are the GOLD STANDARDS on Literotica...

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"Ohhh...Mommy," I Groaned He deflowers sister, impregnates mom.
4.58 16638 3175212 Incest/Taboo (English) 12/17/06
Public Comments: 434​

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"Daddy?" I Whispered Stephanie seduces her handsome father.
4.52 28859 2237523 Incest/Taboo (English) 02/19/06
Public Comments: 793

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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

What are those two blondes looking for?:confused:
 
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"Ohhh...Mommy," I Groaned He deflowers sister, impregnates mom.
4.58 16638 3175212 Incest/Taboo (English) 12/17/06
Public Comments: 434​

"Daddy?" I Whispered Stephanie seduces her handsome father.
4.52 28859 2237523 Incest/Taboo (English) 02/19/06
Public Comments: 793


If you read the story carefully my dear you'll find out!!!

And you will definitely have to read it carefully just to make any sense out of it. Cardboard characters and juvenile plots. Ninth or tenth grade at it's best. :rolleyes:
 
Congratulations!!!

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20 Favoritest Authors

1.Slickman (2398)
2.Many Feathers (2371)
3.BarondeSade (2172)
4.alwayswantedto (2133)
5.Serena_Kitten (2132)
6.scouries (2117)


Yes alwayswantedto has moved up another place on the FAVORITES AUTHORS list. It'll be interesting to see how high this man might go.

Also a real battle is developing over the top spot. Two of LITEROTICA'S all time greats are leading the list. Will our brilliant indian eventually overtake the magnificent slickman? Or will he be able to hold hiim off? Stay tuned...



Gabby
 
It's another beautiful morning in South Florida...

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President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
Miami Beach, Florida
 
I Love You Mommy

Hi Scouries, Oh, Grand Poopie Head, how are you?

I'm always happy to report good news, which is why I'm here.

My dearest friend, Elizabeth, better known as WmForrester, who wrote the most read story in all of 2010, I Love You Mommy. The link to the story is below.

http://www.literotica.com/s/i-love-you-mommy

Is continuing to have success with the popularity of her story. In only 3 weeks, she's moved up 30 places, to #220 in the top 250 most read stories on Literotica.

"Wow!"

I'm sure you share in her excitement, as much as I do. It won't be long, she'll be pushing your Daddy I Whispered, and Mommy I Groaned out of the way to make room for her story.

As you know, I would have had two stories in the top ten most read stories myself, but I pulled them for publication.

Well, carry on, Jimmy boy, being your crazy, zany, and entertaining self.

I shall look forward to your congratulatory comments and accompanying graphics.

Ta ta!
 
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Little ralphie posing/posting as miss hick
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Then posing/posting as princess erric
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Finally little ralphie posing/posting as Freddie – dead man talking?
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Yes, here’s another potential EARTH DAY/SURVIVOR story from our intrepid male nurse. This ones about 751 words – from posts made on another thread:

Multiple Writing Disorder
An unedited non-erotic category story about SURVIVALISM inside a broken mind …
Another 750+ word Survivor and Earth Day Contest Entry from little ralphie


Once again, Freddie, or Ralph or whatever the hell name you're using this week.... then why bother bitching about it? You've spent the better part of 4 years complaining …If you're only here to write and you don't give a shit about the contests, then shut the hell up and write already. And go ahead with your usual lame insults towards me, I won't lower myself by replying to you. Wait, I'll do it for you:

"Put down the cheese doodles." "You're fat." "You're ugly."

If all those who wanted to participate in the 2011 Survivor Contest, voiced their displeasure with not having a moderator in the contest, we'd have a moderator by now. If I'm the only one complaining, my pleas have fallen on deaf ears.

My last point is that she is a volunteer and should be treated with a little more respect then certain people are treating her. She has not been online since February 17th and it's possible something tragic has occurred. We should spend more time writing stories and giving support to each other then whining about things we CAN NOT CHANGE.

Ah, you must have me confused with someone who gives a shit about Crimson Maiden. I don't. The woman never liked me. Last year was the same thing, with Crimson infrequently updating scorecards and the immunity thread. Where's the love? Where's the respect. As it is we all write for free. For free we sit and write our stories. For free we post them here. For free we do that because we are all writers and that is what we do. Instead of praise, we get bashers. We get other writers who are jealous of one another because this one is a better writer than that one. We get writers who cheat. We get writers with deep personality disorders. We get PrincessAirHead.

"Congratulations, SuperHeroRalph, whoever you are. I'm sure that you are a fine and talented writer, no doubt, one of the very best writers on the site."Better luck next year everyone else. Perhaps, had they made me, BOSTONFICTIONWRITER, the moderator, we'd have a real Survivor Contest, one that lasted more than just several weeks. Ah, but all is not lost. There is something to look forward to in just a few weeks. Yes, the Red Sox are playing baseball soon. I know. I'm excited, too. For those of you who have never been to Boston, what the Hell are you waiting for? It's one of the best cities in the world. When you visit, let me know and I'll give you a personal tour of the city.

I'll show you exactly where all the great writers walked, Franklin, Melville, Hawthorne, Emerson, et al. So, come, enjoy, have fun. My personal walking tours start at $100. Trust me, I'll show you all the good places that don't appear in the guide books. Yeah. Hi Scouries, Oh, Grand Poopie Head, how are you? I'm always happy to report good news, which is why I'm here. My dearest friend, Elizabeth, better known as WmForrester, who wrote the most read story in all of 2010, I Love You Mommy (except for your stories).. Well, carry on, Jimmy boy, being your crazy, zany, and entertaining self. I shall look forward to your congratulatory comments and accompanying graphics. Ta ta!

THE END


They're certainly not getting any better are they? Imagine when we hit his fifteenth or twentieth contest entry...
 
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Finally little ralphie posing/posting as Freddie – dead man talking?
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Tell me, were you born phenomenally stupid or is it a skill you've acquired over the years?
 
Fuck! More SURVIVALISTS…

Actually you and freddie weren't that bad back in the good old days.. Then BFW got sick and those two perverts stole his computer and life and everything changed.

And you Canadians weren't that bad until your money became worth more than ours. Now you don't think your shit stinks...

... now your french people are all over south florida thinking they're fucking royalty...
 
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