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Flirty Four Liners to the Litster of Your Choosing

RubenesqueAphrodite said:
not really sure why I bother to post
I gave you my heart, then you turned to a ghost
You lied your way in, and you'll lie your way out
I hope through it all you're inflicted with gout
:D

OK, not really flirty..lol
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Alath, I'm too old to flirt dear lady
And without my glatheth it'th hard to thee
My teeth are all gone, but my gumth are fine
Tho pucker up, sthweeth, for thome kitheth divine!

:kiss:
 
Monday has come
Sleep is at end,
But I hope this week great
For you Litizens.
 
I'm in the parking lot at work
Definitely no reason to twerk
Monday is here
Hey look he has an AV
 
Garfield was right
About these two things:
Mondays are evil
And lasagna is king!

(No, it's not a flirt. It's early, give me time!!)
 
Red beans and rice
Sure would be good
I think I must be
In a culinary mood
 
Kissing you softly
A hand on your chest
Breathless and trembling
At your tender caress
 
It was your first, though not mine
Your fruit is forbidden
Your young lips divine
For you I am smitten!
 
37_ttej said:
Alath, I'm too old to flirt dear lady
And without my glatheth it'th hard to thee
My teeth are all gone, but my gumth are fine
Tho pucker up, sthweeth, for thome kitheth divine!

:kiss:
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Blahahaha! Tears are flowing at that!
 
Lunch was good,
bosses paid.
Now more meetings,
I WANNA GET LAID
 
Kiss me like you're starving
And my lips are your salvation
Fuck me like you hate me
Like I stole your Playstation

:D
 
I'll sing you a love song
Don't cover your ears
I don't sound half bad
After a couple of beers
 
Give me one chance.
You won't regret.
I aim to please.
This you can bet.
 
Kisses and bite,
Nibbles and nips,
Hands on your body
As you wiggle your hips
 
Dear bra,

I love you and hate you
You torture me so
You hold them up proudly
But the pinching must go
 
The days almost done
Works almost through
The only thing missing
Is being able to spend time with you.
 
Soft touch smoothly across
Heart continuing to race more
Getting closer
Just imagining the sweet possibilities
 
I once wrote a song
About women in things
Oh wait....what do you know?
Wasn't me, but Sisqo
 
I'm not a wordsmith
Smooth lines I can't craft
So lets skip all the BS
Can I sit on your shaft?
 
You say that you want me
That my world you will rock
Well, put up or shut up
Now show me that cock!

(I really need to stop! LOL)
 
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