The "an excuse to show off her ..." thread, understanding indirect seduction.

She could talk about how badly she wants breast reduction surgery. Every huge-boobed woman I know does.

Stella_Omega said:

She could talk about how badly she wants breast reduction surgery. Every huge-boobed woman I know does.

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Strange how that gets little publicity, no?

My wife had one a few years before we met. 150 staples, 100 stitches with a total of seven pounds removed.

She said it was a choice she would recommend. The pain, scaring and loss of feeling that it can cause is hard choice to have to make but she says she would do it again if she had to.

MSTarot said:

My wife had one a few years before we met. 150 staples, 100 stitches with a total of seven pounds removed.

She said it was a choice she would recommend. The pain, scaring and loss of feeling that it can cause is hard choice to have to make but she says she would do it again if she had to.

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My sister in law (may she RIP) at one point was a triple E.

Evan after 2 surgeries she was still more than a full D-cup. But before the operations she was suffering serious back pain as early as her early twenties and there were times it was an effort to stand up straight.

My aunt. She had relatively normal breasts once but after two kids they were very heavy and low and she needed the surgery to help with her back.

One of my girlfriends missed a play party this month because she was getting hers reduced. She was a G. Each of those babies weighed more than my entire, ample, ass, I bet.

She said that she asked if they could be reduced to a C cup, and the surgeon asked if she really wanted to be that flat.

She told him that if he couldn't respect her wishes over those of some hypothetical man's she would ask for another surgeon. I was SO impressed.

Stella_Omega said:

One of my girlfriends missed a play party this month because she was getting hers reduced. She was a G. Each of those babies weighed more than my entire, ample, ass, I bet.

She said that she asked if they could be reduced to a C cup, and the surgeon asked if she really wanted to be that flat.

She told him that if he couldn't respect her wishes over those of some hypothetical man's she would ask for another surgeon. I was SO impressed.

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A C is flat?

Jeez, now I feel insecure.

Actually I don't. I'd get another doctor based just on that crack.

TheNewKatt said:

A C is flat?

Jeez, now I feel insecure.

Actually I don't. I'd get another doctor based just on that crack.

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Same here... I'm a C when I'm fat, a B when I'm fit, and they feel too big to me.

Stella_Omega said:

Same here... I'm a C when I'm fat, a B when I'm fit, and they feel too big to me.

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I was once between a D and a Double D.

Then I lost 100+ pounds and now am a full C.

At one point I was worried they would look small, but the rest of me got smaller, so they're proportionate.

TheNewKatt said:

I was once between a D and a Double D.

Then I lost 100+ pounds and now am a full C.

At one point I was worried they would look small, but the rest of me got smaller, so they're proportionate.

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Wow, that's a lot of loss!

Stella_Omega said:

Wow, that's a lot of loss!

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Thank you. It was a pretty drastic plan. All liquid for 6 months. That's not a typo, not one bite of food for six months.

After that my body had to literally learn how to digest real food again and I had to spend another 3 months weaning off the shakes.

But at the time I had been at an unhealthy weight for most of my life and was at a point I had to do something. I was twenty eight and was winded going up a flight of stairs.

TheNewKatt said:

Thank you. It was a pretty drastic plan. All liquid for 6 months. That's not a typo, not one bite of food for six months.

After that my body had to literally learn how to digest real food again and I had to spend another 3 months weaning off the shakes.

But at the time I had been at an unhealthy weight for most of my life and was at a point I had to do something. I was twenty eight and was winded going up a flight of stairs.

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You give me hope.

Wtf? Breast reduction surgery?

What a stupid idea, all a woman has to do is wear a proper bra and strengthen her back and not be lazy. Only lazy women get breast reduction surgery. No offense, just saying it like it is.

How could a woman possibly reduce the size of their most POWERFUL feature, it makes no sense.

zanzo said:

Wtf? Breast reduction surgery?

What a stupid idea, all a woman has to do is wear a proper bra and strengthen her back and not be lazy. Only lazy women get breast reduction surgery. No offense, just saying it like it is.

How could a woman possibly reduce the size of their most POWERFUL feature, it makes no sense.

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My my, aren't we butthurt!

Stella_Omega said:

My my, aren't we butthurt!

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You of all people should be siding with me on this, WE BROS. *BROFIST* You know what it's like for us guys to like titties and ass.

zanzo said:

You of all people should be siding with me on this, WE BROS. *BROFIST* You know what it's like for us guys to like titties and ass.

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1) I know what it's like to HAVE the titties and ass, too. I care far more about the woman herself than about the decorations on her bod.

2) Dyke-- doesn't mean "Gal who wishes she is a str8 guy."

3) You are not my bro.

Lemme try one.

Blonde: "I've been told nothing is even in Nature and I think my right breast is a little bigger than my left one. Can you guys check 'em out and tell me what you think?"

*Lifts T-shirt*

Guys: "Sure. We'll use our mouths as calipers."

zanzo said:

Wtf? Breast reduction surgery?

What a stupid idea, all a woman has to do is wear a proper bra and strengthen her back and not be lazy. Only lazy women get breast reduction surgery. No offense, just saying it like it is.

How could a woman possibly reduce the size of their most POWERFUL feature, it makes no sense.

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http://www.sternplasticsurgery.com/.../01/breast-reduction-02c-with-lift-stern1.jpg

http://www.benchildersmd.com/before and after/breast-reduction-riverside-before-and-after.jpg

You are thinking about young nubile women going down from a B to an A. You have no fucking clue what you are talking about. Most of the women who go for breast reduction are suffering real pain, and the reduction often brings their breasts back to the standard of beauty that our society holds so dear.

TE999 said:

Lemme try one.

Blonde: "I've been told nothing is even in Nature and I think my right breast is a little bigger than my left one. Can you guys check 'em out and tell me what you think?"

*Lifts T-shirt*

Guys: "Sure. We'll use our mouths as calipers."

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To his bride said the lynx-eyed detective,
"Can it be that my eyesight's defective?
Has your east tit the least bit
The best of the west tit?
Or is it a trick of perspective?"

zanzo said:

My thread is getting bumped, that's what's going on Everyone is off topic, so let's see how far down this rabbit hole goes.

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To this observer it was pretty daft opener to begin with, although I can see a tiny bit of light in the darkness.
And it's about as likely as an Asteroid strike in the next half hour.
As someone remarked: Subtle - like a brick!

Stella_Omega said:

One of my girlfriends missed a play party this month because she was getting hers reduced. She said that she asked if they could be reduced to a C cup, and the surgeon asked if she really wanted to be that flat.

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My daughter had it done. She was mighty relieved - and she looked better, too.

But it strikes me that this whole topic raises several interesting points and exposes a few stereotypical ones, too.

There are several jokes about nice rack and eye contact; one is "my eyes are not in my chest" [I'm sure I do not need to recite the whole thing]
Then there's the one that assumes all men (aka 'real' men) really love big tits. In this case, no.
Then there's the "No means No". A real minefield there, I reckon.

But I really would like a translation into English English of the word "Bro".

But I really would like a translation into English English of the word "Bro".

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depending on who is using it, it can mean more or less than "Mate" (as far as I understand "mate")

As I would use it, it would be the guys that trust each other at their backs, that can share what they value with each other, tight like love. Even if only for the moment.

OP here is using it in the sense of "Someone who can maybe get me laid if I tag along behind him."

Then there's the "No means No". A real minefield there, I reckon.

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Thing about "no means no" -- so many women are so used to "No" being ignored, that they don't know how to say "Yes." I can tell who is newly bisexual because I am telling them; "If you say no, you get no, babe. If you want yes, you gotta say yes."

Stella_Omega said:

depending on who is using it, it can mean more or less than "Mate" (as far as I understand "mate")

As I would use it, it would be the guys that trust each other at their backs, that can share what they value with each other, tight like love. Even if only for the moment.

OP here is using it in the sense of "Someone who can maybe get me laid if I tag along behind him."
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I applaud your definition as "bro" is a difficult word to properly convey as its used in so many context and is hardly debated scholarly as those who most use it arent typically academics.

Or literate.

Also, let us not forget the offshoot "bra" which is a bastardization of bro. A west coast surfer version because bro itself had become too "well to do"

zanzo said:

Wtf? Breast reduction surgery?

What a stupid idea, all a woman has to do is wear a proper bra and strengthen her back and not be lazy. Only lazy women get breast reduction surgery. No offense, just saying it like it is.

How could a woman possibly reduce the size of their most POWERFUL feature, it makes no sense.

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A woman's breasts are her most powerful feature.

Wow, this says a lot about you. Makes me wonder if you're single. If you are I have a good idea as to why.

No man who has ever led off by staring at or commenting on my tits has ever gotten far with me.

The night I met my husband at a party, you know what got me to say yes to a date with him? I have a very tiny freckle on each of my eye lids. If my eyes are not completely closed they're very hard to notice.

he noticed them and remarked on them. He noticed because he spent most of the time we were speaking looking into my eyes witch he said were my most attractive feature.

Could have been a line, but know what? It got him a lot further than "show me your boobies."

zanzo said:

You of all people should be siding with me on this, WE BROS. *BROFIST* You know what it's like for us guys to like titties and ass.

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And this says it all. You just now made me think of every overgrown frat boy idiot I have ever seen in a beer commercial. I always thought no one really acted like that, you just proved they do.

And worst of all you-and I'm sure Stella will know where I'm coming from-are the type of asshat who tries to make women feel insecure if they don't look like a porn star. You're also the type to most likely try prey on that same low self esteem you're trying to instill.

When I see jerks like you, I feel for young women like C2BK who at that age are very susceptible to what morons like you try to tell them they should look like.

Tell me stud, what do you look like? Are you ripped, do you have a six pack stomach and rippling biceps? Are you 6 feet and 200 lbs of lean hard muscle? Do you have a huge cock? Are you gorgeous? Do you have a very good job, an expensive car?

Most likely no to almost all of those, but us girls are supposed to be just perfect aren't we?

How's that for jacking your thread?

It seems so odd to me to see people thoughtfully engaging with what is essentially a persona.

Stella has the right idea. Mine comedy out of it, get what you need then get the hell out.

Trolls do this sort of thing all the time. They aren't who you think they and they are certainly not who they claim to be either.

Its a big ol' head game and they get off on getting people to interact with them. How do I know? Reformed douchebag, 12 years sober.

It is an argument you can't win as its with a person who does not exist.

The only thing this guy is serious about is fucking with your heads. Who he is, his true morals, belief system, social status, any sort of reality is never going to come into play. When you start to believe him, you give him exactly the charge hes looking for.

Youre boxing at shadows AHers. Only you can tire out as youre the only one who exists.

zanzo said:

You of all people should be siding with me on this, WE BROS. *BROFIST* You know what it's like for us guys to like titties and ass.

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Zanzo's idols.