Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

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I just got a text from a co-worker that read:
"My wrist hurts today....I think I've been masturbating too much"

I stared in shock as another text quickly followed:
"Omg that was meant for my fiance!"

My response:
"Not gonna lie, Monday's gonna be awkward"

People, double check before you push send.
 
OMG OMG OMG
I just got a text from a co-worker that read:
"My wrist hurts today....I think I've been masturbating too much"

I stared in shock as another text quickly followed:
"Omg that was meant for my fiance!"

My response:
"Not gonna lie, Monday's gonna be awkward"

People, double check before you push send.

Point, set, match and game to imemkay. Nice return! :)
 
Thanks OTC!

Monday is going to be awkward though! More for him than for me, but still awkward! :eek:

I'm thinking you hand him a small can of shaving cream, and a disposable razor and say, "For your palms."

Then again, I'm sort of mean. lol
 
OOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhh I remember what I did last night! I watched Pawn Stars!

I laid in bed for 30 minutes trying to remember what happened after I drank the tequila.

....how sad is it that I watched one episode of Pawn Stars and then just went to bed? That's kind of sad. haha
 
Thanks OTC!

Monday is going to be awkward though! More for him than for me, but still awkward! :eek:

Such great suggestions for Monday.

How's this: hand him a brochure on repetitive stress injuries, and an eye chart so he can tell if he starts to go blind. :eek:
 
Between the pre-and-post-Presidential election bullshit and the shooting in Connecticut on Friday, I'm not going to have any Facebook friends left. Oh, well. *shrug*
 
Between the pre-and-post-Presidential election bullshit and the shooting in Connecticut on Friday, I'm not going to have any Facebook friends left. Oh, well. *shrug*

You'll always have me. :D

(Way to suck up, bg)
 
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