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Would you like a 'standard' one (like Bond) or one of my 'specials'?
Type 1: Dry Martini and Vodka in equal proportions, served very cold.
Type 2. Sweet Martini, (2 units), Vodka, (2 units), Lime juice to taste (1 unit).
Mix with care, add ice as required. Serve in a tall glass.
Type 2 was first made for a young lady called Gina in 1965.
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Ya missed! By a whole 4 minutes!
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Evenin' All.
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Try posting and eating a steak and see which one comes first.
rare?
with the juices dribbling out?
and a splattering of pepper sauce?
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TxRad
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Correct and if you have to add anything to the steak once it hits the table, it ain't worth eating.
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Dunno. Never tried to eat a table.
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Long time no hear snerk. How are you?
Good to see you. I'm doing well. You?
Sweet martini? Isn't that a contradiction of terms? Yuck.
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Ups and downs, ups and downs. But I'm alive, reasonably healthy, solvent and have a love in my life, so that's pretty good I'd have to say.
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Good to hear. Take it all with a grin.
Claws!
You don't open it, you obliterate it.
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Yeaaaaah . . . heh, heh, heh!
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Oh do try it first.
Perhaps I should have used a different expression: Martini Rosso.
http://www.martini.com/ServingSuggestions.aspx?SID=13&PID=26&PRODID=1
The lime juice (fresh, for preference, is an essential ingredient).
Coffee, anyone ?
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Sorry, babe, I'm just not particularly fond of sweet drinks.
It ain't that sweet, but I'll do for you a real special plain one.
Super cold or regular 'fridge ?
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Coffee is ready for all you Naked people.
Is that coffee still warm?
Or does it need to sit up against your smokin' hotness for a while first?
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Welcome to the Naked Palace, Phil.
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Bowl of split pea soup and some hot sour dough, Phil? I seasoned it with smoked Kielbasa sausage. Yum!
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Damn. Why don't you cook for me for once? No one ever cooks for me.
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