TxRad
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The Naked Party Thread
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UnwantedLazlo
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Glenlivet. Three fingers in a short tumbler. Three cubes.
SweetWitch
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Yeah, but I bite back.
Lunch is served
Careful, Tex. See above--and below.
It depends on the bite. Sexy little nibbles are good for the scream factor.
Make mine a fine tequila, if you please.
Sounds tasty. No one cooked around here, so it's scrounge for what's in the fridge.
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There's quite a bit left, Molly. You'd be welcome to it.
Thanks, doll. I may just do that.
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You have my sympathy.
I guess it depends on the soup, but I made good use of Campbells Chicken Broth for a good while.
I had a brace on my teeth when I was a lid, many, many moons ago.
It was fitted by my Dentist.
[I have trouble getting my head round these newer titles !].
Yeah, it was my dentist. I see the same guy for my six-month cleanings too. He gave me a referral to someone closer to me for the braces, but I never heard back from them, so I spend a ridiculous amount of time on the bus in order to get to his office. *sigh*
*grumbles at john and his steak dinner*
I'd give up chewing food for Lent, but I've been working on that for ages already.
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When do you get your braces off? I'll be sure to make a flat iron steak just for you when they do.
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I keep imagining two people, each with braces on their teeth, kissing passionately and generating some magnetic 'fluence.
As a plot bunny is has potential.
As a plot bunny is has potential.
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Ahh. The day has finally arrived. Tax refund time. And the crown jewel of this joyous time is the annual trek to Barnes and Noble. (Oh, how I envy those who do not live in the sticks and the Book Mecca is as close as the local grocery). This is the time of year we get to buy real, honest to god, physical tomes to fondle and smell. No Amazon downloads this month! The whole household is abuzz. Indeed, this is the time that has been anticipated with an eagerness that rivals, nay, surpasses that of Christmas. Let the bells ring out. Let the rabble feast. The day of reward is at hand.
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::Nods:: I felt pretty much the same way when they opened up the new lesbian bar in Des Moines!
TxRad
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::Nods:: I felt pretty much the same way when they opened up the new lesbian bar in Des Moines!
It sounds like Des Monies is finally coming up in the world. At least into the right century.
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I'm very tempted to ask a few questions about a "lesbian bar", and not jokey ones, either.
But in the interests of peace & security, I won't.
I just don't want my head bitten off; I kinda like it where it is.
But in the interests of peace & security, I won't.
I just don't want my head bitten off; I kinda like it where it is.
andy_charles
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I have that annoying thing every guy has in their head - a little bell that goes off when someone mentions the word "lesbian"...
RjThoughts
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As someone that worked near a lesbian bar, let me burst some bubbles. Most of the women are NOT like those you see in porno or here on Lit. Most look like the female gym teachers you had in high school, with a few "lipsticks" and "Femmes" that look good.
They do not want your wife, sister, SO, etc. Most have dates already.
They are not men haters, unless you're an asshole to them. They did tip me well
They do not want your wife, sister, SO, etc. Most have dates already.
They are not men haters, unless you're an asshole to them. They did tip me well
andy_charles
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As someone that worked near a lesbian bar, let me burst some bubbles. Most of the women are NOT like those you see in porno or here on Lit. Most look like the female gym teachers you had in high school, with a few "lipsticks" and "Femmes" that look good.
They do not want your wife, sister, SO, etc. Most have dates already.
They are not men haters, unless you're an asshole to them. They did tip me well
I work at a golf club; I know exactly what you mean
And they are lovely people
RjThoughts
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I work at a golf club; I know exactly what you mean
What engraciated them to me was one night, a bunch came in drunk. They were loud, acting poorly with the wait staff. I came out of the kitchen and told them "We don't like your kind here." One asked if I was talking about lesbians. I said no, 'Drunken assholes. Your sexual preferences don't matter. A drunk is a drunk."
From then on, the business picked up
Safe_Bet
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As someone that worked near a lesbian bar, let me burst some bubbles. Most of the women are NOT like those you see in porno or here on Lit. Most look like the female gym teachers you had in high school, with a few "lipsticks" and "Femmes" that look good.
They do not want your wife, sister, SO, etc. Most have dates already.
They are not men haters, unless you're an asshole to them. They did tip me well
uhhhh, y'all not mind pigeon holing me?
(not to mention insulting me with some SERIOUSLY sexist, chauvinistic and stereotyping bullshit?)
[Sorry, Molly... but that kinda crap is uncalled for!]
RjThoughts
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Where did I mention you?
I said the bar near me, were YOU at the bar?
If you reread it, I said THE BAR. I was not specifically mentioning you!!!
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