TxRad
Dirty Old Man
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Bite me.
Lunch is served
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Bite me.
Be careful about who you say "bite me" to, especially Tx. He might take that as a request.
Lunch is served
Well, some folks like it, I guess.
Rolf, can you please ensure the First Aid kit is to good standard and the duty Doctor is not lost somewhere?
Anyone fancy a glass of something ?
Glenlivet. Three fingers in a short tumbler. Three cubes.
I've got a chicken stir-fry on, if anyone else is hungry.
There's quite a bit left, Molly. You'd be welcome to it.
Yeah, but I bite back.
Careful, Tex. See above--and below.
It depends on the bite. Sexy little nibbles are good for the scream factor.
*pout* All this talk of biting and I have an orthodontist appointment today....
Ugh, soup for dinner, and probably for a couple days. My poor teeth.
Yeah, HP, because this trip was for my braces, I said orthodontist.
You have my sympathy.
I guess it depends on the soup, but I made good use of Campbells Chicken Broth for a good while.
I had a brace on my teeth when I was a lid, many, many moons ago.
It was fitted by my Dentist.
[I have trouble getting my head round these newer titles !].
Yeah, it was my dentist. I see the same guy for my six-month cleanings too. He gave me a referral to someone closer to me for the braces, but I never heard back from them, so I spend a ridiculous amount of time on the bus in order to get to his office. *sigh*
*grumbles at john and his steak dinner*
I'd give up chewing food for Lent, but I've been working on that for ages already.
Ahh. The day has finally arrived. Tax refund time. And the crown jewel of this joyous time is the annual trek to Barnes and Noble. (Oh, how I envy those who do not live in the sticks and the Book Mecca is as close as the local grocery). This is the time of year we get to buy real, honest to god, physical tomes to fondle and smell. No Amazon downloads this month! The whole household is abuzz. Indeed, this is the time that has been anticipated with an eagerness that rivals, nay, surpasses that of Christmas. Let the bells ring out. Let the rabble feast. The day of reward is at hand.
::Nods:: I felt pretty much the same way when they opened up the new lesbian bar in Des Moines!
As someone that worked near a lesbian bar, let me burst some bubbles. Most of the women are NOT like those you see in porno or here on Lit. Most look like the female gym teachers you had in high school, with a few "lipsticks" and "Femmes" that look good.
They do not want your wife, sister, SO, etc. Most have dates already.
They are not men haters, unless you're an asshole to them. They did tip me well
I work at a golf club; I know exactly what you mean And they are lovely people
I have that annoying thing every guy has in their head - a little bell that goes off when someone mentions the word "lesbian"...
As someone that worked near a lesbian bar, let me burst some bubbles. Most of the women are NOT like those you see in porno or here on Lit. Most look like the female gym teachers you had in high school, with a few "lipsticks" and "Femmes" that look good.
They do not want your wife, sister, SO, etc. Most have dates already.
They are not men haters, unless you're an asshole to them. They did tip me well
uhhhh, y'all not mind pigeon holing me?
(not to mention insulting me with some SERIOUSLY sexist, chauvinistic and stereotyping bullshit?)
[Sorry, Molly... but that kinda crap is uncalled for!]