LizVegas79
Naughty Advice Doc
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- Oct 13, 2014
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That's way messed up, man.
This is suppose to be a family place - but not that kind of family place! lol
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That's way messed up, man.
This is supposed to be a friendly place - not the kind where you start a family!
Surf sex is always the way to go.
Um, are you confusing sex and ice cream again? It's okay, I do it all the time.Safe sex on the go - now in forty-one flavors!
Isn't it too cold on the naughty bits?
T. Hanks for pro-consul!
I think I'm a tad skeletal here.
She's a hairy monster!
Relax! The Vagina Dentata is after me!
Bad trip to Wal-Mart?
*shrugs*
Mushrooms are much cheaper there.
It’s ‘merry-go-round’, Mags, not ‘scary-go-round.'
Sorry, but mascarpone and grains don't mix. I may have been a bit drunk too. #hiccup
If heaven exists, then this is what it's made of - gellato.
If I were a pole dancer my name would be cinnamon.
What a glorious morning! I expected to be assassinated by midnight.
Help! I can't see.
Trump streaks through the Vatican, film at eleven!
I have a foot fetish, and I like to film it.
He's not my King! I don't care what they say, fuckem all!.
I'm not saying that you're a golddigger but you did marry a ninety year old heiress.
I like my women bolder - just like my coffee.
I hate coffee.
You macaroon!
I learned this new move in self defence class today, let me show you, but first put on this cup so it doesn't hurt when I kick you in the nuts over and over and over and over again.