Plane_Guy
Not perfect.
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Streaking at Dodgers Stadium during game one of the NLCS.
Post a reason why the person above would appear in the evening breaking news
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Streaking at Dodgers Stadium during game one of the NLCS.
beachbaby179
pearls go with everything
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Jumped out of his plane into one of the 10000 lakes.
AbsintheFather
Passing some time
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She's the hot girl reporter on the sideline of the Giants game
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He streaked across the stadium during a Super Bowl game, evading all tackle attempts and all without spilling his popcorn and beer.
GiggLeGasm
June Cleaver Wannabe
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Anonymous man found unconscious in local deli where slogan is: The longer it hangs, the harder it gets. He was smiling and clutching his salami.
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There was a loud bump heard in the studio, middle broadcast. As the female news anchor grew increasingly flustered, there was a second thud heard. He then emerged from under the set counter, after the elaborate breathing of the news lady made everyone concerned. Then they cut to the commercials.
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He found Atlantis.
done_got_old
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He's the sole winner of the largest lottery pay off in history.
Pantyboy74
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Sensual_Curiosity
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Made mayor of lickadick
He looted Victoria Secret and is now asking for models via Craigslist
Pantyboy74
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He looted Victoria Secret and is now asking for models via Craigslist
Replied to a Craigslist ad and was caught with stolen goods.
boss302500
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Replied to a Craigslist ad and was caught with stolen goods.
For wearing panties in a public place
DarkSimian
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"I was standing over there by the tamaters, and her she come, streaking around the cucumbers, didn't have nothing on but a smile. I hollered over there "Don't look, Ethel!", but it was too late. She'd already been mooned."
LanguageOfLove
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He switched the caffeinated coffee to decaf (No no!!)
Pantyboy74
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Caused a multi vehicle accident by stretching in her yoga pants at the road side.
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Caused a multi vehicle accident by stretching in her yoga pants at the road side.
LOL Arrested for really believing that laughter is the best medicine, and gave everyone at the pharmacy a bottle of laughs
Pantyboy74
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caused misery across the world by stopping the bottling of this.
He has the largest panty collection in Europe
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