Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

in the voice of Darth Vader
"I do not want the Emperor's prize damaged. We will test it"
 
last one for today... maybe

By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes
 
No, no, don't worry about the camera. It's just that there's another thread on AH about penis length and I thought I'd give them some named piccies to show that small cocks are kinda sweet.
 
This happened to me the other day: OMG! I forgot to lock the front door!
 
i wish we could fuck longer but...
I'm having an old friend for dinner
said like Hannibal
 
How's my cum taste to you? It tasted really weird to me this morning... Maybe I should go back to the clinic...
 
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