slyc_willie
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Well done, Og.
Yes, anything can be a fetish.
Yes, anything can be a fetish.
The Naked Party Thread
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I'm making a pork roast for dinner . . . been in the slow cooker since ten.
I love you but you're pissing me off.
Good one, Og.
Naoko, I'm not envious. I'm hungry and I need a bun-less burger. You know how hard it is to get one of those?
Screw it, I'm going to Panera for some BREAD. Toodles, everyone.
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That Barbie doesn't even look human
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Amen to burgers being on rolls. However, I am being fastidious (overly so, according to the mister) about following my dentist's orders about what I can't eat with my braces. When they finally come off, a thick and juicy burger on a hard roll is climbing back up the list of "First Thing To Eat."
I don't care! It's a bridge, which means water beneath, and in your area includes insane winds!
I think I want those boots. And the dress.
No, but she looks a bit more realistic than the standard Barbie. At least her feet aren't molded into that horrific stance. She even looks like she has thighs!
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If it did, I think I'd be freaked out.
One can imagine all manner of variations on this theme.
For the would-be Pathologist ( Medical Examiner):
A rather specialised one for those of a morbid disposition may be available upon request to the Manager. The kit includes a table and a large knife.
For the French executioner:
A model guillotine, complete with bassinet & basket.
(A model of Madame Defarge, complete with knitting, is optional)
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Both evoke some pretty interesting mental images for me. Definitely dark, morbidly erotic, and ultimately fatal.
I am. The salmon club is to die for. So much for the diet.
Okay, now you're pissing me off. I haven't had salmon in ages. Secret thinks it's too fishy.
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Lol, you have a picture for everything, Og.
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Did you watch the YouTube video?
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"Bloody good time" indeed.
I'm glad I have such a deep appreciation for British humour.
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Og the vid was funny. Only comment I have about the pic is...Why does Barbie have an extra head? Kinda creepy.
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Og the vid was funny. Only comment I have about the pic is...Why does Barbie have an extra head? Kinda creepy.
It's too easy to loose one, so they provide a spare, I think
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Og the vid was funny. Only comment I have about the pic is...Why does Barbie have an extra head? Kinda creepy.
So it can be replaced once you have guillotined her, of course.
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Both evoke some pretty interesting mental images for me. Definitely dark, morbidly erotic, and ultimately fatal.
Okay, now you're pissing me off. I haven't had salmon in ages. Secret thinks it's too fishy.
That's too bad because this is a tasty sandwich. You know, the supermarkets around here sell single-serving size portions of raw salmon in the freezer section. You should give it a look. You can always do a quick grill job for just yourself. I love the stuff. I'm afraid the husband is often forced to endure when I go on a binge.
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OK, I am home, fed, showered and sweet-smelling. I have delivered high-profile authors events and pleasingly healthy resulting sales. I have even sold a fuckload more signed stock on t'interwebs.
Now, I have Merlot. Gaze upon me, ye mortals, and despair...
Now, I have Merlot. Gaze upon me, ye mortals, and despair...
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I'm sure I could make salmon salad and both Secret and Little One would be able to handle it. But I can't just cook something like grilled salmon for myself. I'd feel selfish.
So we stick to tilapia, pike, haddock, or any other mild whitefish. And shrimp, although Little One is still a little squeamish about it.
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Squeamish over shrimp? She'd hate, HATE, knowing what my Cajun relatives do with crawfish/crawdads/crayfish/mudbugs...
Pinch
Pull
Suck
Bite
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She would indeed. Hell, my wife wouldn't find crawfish too appetizing, either. Personally, i love a good crawfish etouffe or jambalaya, but I've had to make some concessions.
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I kind of like having my Red Robin burger-of-choice wrapped in iceberg lettuce instead of a bun. Now if were a good sourdough roll, that would be even better but the lettuce is good, really.
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She would indeed. Hell, my wife wouldn't find crawfish too appetizing, either. Personally, i love a good crawfish etouffe or jambalaya, but I've had to make some concessions.
I don't eat ANY fish, HATE the taste. My jambalaya recipes have NO shellfish in them, my gumbos have neither shellfish or okra!
My wife loves shelled crawfish, loves when my cousin makes her "Garbage Gumbo", which has that and shrimp in it. No okra, because both women are allergic to the slimy vegetable.
My Little One is a seafood junkie.
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