Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

Tallulah82 · Dec 5, 2017

Well, I thought it was time I got a place of my own! After all, being a big gobshite, I should really have a dedicated thread where I can ramble on and on to my stone heart's content.

Everyone is welcome, new friends and old. If you know me, then you might suspect how I can banter. If you don’t know me yet… I hold no responsibility for what might be said or done to you in this unsafe space.

So, here I go.

Close your eyes, and press the button, Tal. I'm sure Brainy will be along in a moment...

Tallulah82 · Dec 5, 2017

any time now...

Tallulah82 · Dec 5, 2017

where the fuck is he???

iLackBrainCells · Dec 5, 2017

Tallulah82 said:
Well, I thought it was time I got a place of my own! After all, being a big gobshite, I should really have a dedicated thread where I can ramble on and on to my stone heart's content.

Everyone is welcome, new friends and old. If you know me, then you might suspect how I can banter. If you don’t know me yet… I hold no responsibility for what might be said or done to you in this unsafe space.

So, here I go.

Close your eyes, and press the button, Tal. I'm sure Brainy will be along in a moment...

How did you know?! It's not like you asked me to be here or anything.

Yaaaaaaay!!! New thread!! You know how I like new threads. It's all so clean and tidy before you do your gobshite act and crayon over it all.

Fuck yeah.

iLackBrainCells · Dec 5, 2017

Tallulah82 said:
where the fuck is he???

Impatient little so and so. See how I was being polite?

Tallulah82 · Dec 5, 2017

iLackBrainCells said:
How did you know?! It's not like you asked me to be here or anything.

Yaaaaaaay!!! New thread!! You know how I like new threads. It's all so clean and tidy before you do your gobshite act and crayon over it all.

Fuck yeah.

Phew!!! I was feeling all lonesome then. I don't pay you £100 per week for sloppy time keeping.

barefootgirl69 · Dec 5, 2017

Are there jelly beans in here, Tal? Or something left over for breakfast, I'm getting hungry. :rose:

iLackBrainCells · Dec 5, 2017

Tallulah82 said:
Phew!!! I was feeling all lonesome then. I don't pay you £100 per week for sloppy time keeping.

Er... have you got dementia? I pay you £100 a week just so you tell me the odd nice thing and say how pretty I look in pink.

barefootgirl69 said:
Are there jelly beans in here, Tal? Or something left over for breakfast, I'm getting hungry.

Jelly beans!!! Nom.

Tallulah82 · Dec 5, 2017

barefootgirl69 said:
Are there jelly beans in here, Tal? Or something left over for breakfast, I'm getting hungry.

Haha, it's almost dinner time here! How about chicken curry for breakfast? *mini vomit*

knowhow7890 · Dec 5, 2017

Thought I'd better say hello as well...before the hoards of your adoring fans block my path in to you

lakesailer_mi · Dec 5, 2017

Well look at this place!

I'm glad I stumbled in!

Tallulah82 · Dec 5, 2017

iLackBrainCells said:
Er... have you got dementia? I pay you £100 a week just so you tell me the odd nice thing and say how pretty I look in pink.

Jelly beans!!! Nom.

Oh. Starting with the age jabs already, huh? I would take you seriously, but the pink frills make it impossible. Such a purty gurly. :kiss:

barefootgirl69 · Dec 5, 2017

Tallulah82 said:
Haha, it's almost dinner time here! How about chicken curry for breakfast? *mini vomit*

I actually love leftovers for breakfast. Easy to fix.

But, I don't know if I've ever had chicken curry before noon.

lakesailer_mi · Dec 5, 2017

Tallulah82 said:
Haha, it's almost dinner time here! How about chicken curry for breakfast? *mini vomit*

barefootgirl69 said:
I actually love leftovers for breakfast. Easy to fix.
But, I don't know if I've ever had chicken curry before noon.

I haven't, but my son has...he'll eat anything ...anytime.

iLackBrainCells · Dec 5, 2017

Tallulah82 said:
Oh. Starting with the age jabs already, huh? I would take you seriously, but the pink frills make it impossible. Such a purty gurly.

Just don't ask me to put those contraptions on NY eyelashes. They look like they were designed to cut balls off

barefootgirl69 said:
I actually love leftovers for breakfast. Easy to fix.
But, I don't know if I've ever had chicken curry before noon.

Oh you haven't lived.

Hello to lakesailer and know-how

barefootgirl69 · Dec 5, 2017

knowhow7890 said:
Thought I'd better say hello as well...before the hoards of your adoring fans block my path in to you

*waves* you can see all her adorable fans, right? I mean adoring...

Tallulah82 · Dec 5, 2017

knowhow7890 said:
Thought I'd better say hello as well...before the hoards of your adoring fans block my path in to you

lakesailer_mi said:
Well look at this place!

I'm glad I stumbled in!

Hey

I should have put up a warning that Brainy might sometimes charge entry at the door. He needs the income and I need to keep him busy with something.

lakesailer_mi · Dec 5, 2017

Tallulah82 said:
Hey

I should have put up a warning that Brainy might sometimes charge entry at the door. He needs the income and I need to keep him busy with something.

Hey, Brainy! Checks' in the mail!

iLackBrainCells · Dec 5, 2017

Tallulah82 said:
Hey

I should have put up a warning that Brainy might sometimes charge entry at the door. He needs the income and I need to keep him busy with something.

Yeah. I make the rules... Right.

No trainers (or sneakers for our American friends).
No morals.
And no sense of decency.

Oh and a one-off payment of $50 to me. (I accept Gold or Silver too)

barefootgirl69 · Dec 5, 2017

iLackBrainCells said:
Yeah. I make the rules... Right.

No trainers (or sneakers for our American friends).

No morals.

And no sense of decency.

No shoes
No shirt
No problem

I'm saving money for our road trip!

Tallulah82 · Dec 5, 2017

barefootgirl69 said:
I actually love leftovers for breakfast. Easy to fix.
But, I don't know if I've ever had chicken curry before noon.

God no, lol. Leftovers are fine, but not for breakfast. I prefer the souls of my enemies for breakfast.

lakesailer_mi said:
I haven't, but my son has...he'll eat anything ...anytime.

I like the sound of your son... Oh wait. You meant food. Never mind. Carry on!

iLackBrainCells said:
Just don't ask me to put those contraptions on NY eyelashes. They look like they were designed to cut balls off

Oh you haven't lived.

Hello to lakesailer and know-how

You struggle to keep your eyes open as it is, I'm not going to weight them down with anything else! FFS, you'd never wake again

Tallulah82 · Dec 5, 2017

lakesailer_mi said:
Hey, Brainy! Checks' in the mail!

Impromptu British Lesson:

Cheque. Not check.

iLackBrainCells · Dec 5, 2017

lakesailer_mi said:
Hey, Brainy! Checks' in the mail!

I'll keep an eye out for it.

barefootgirl69 said:
No shoes
No shirt
No problem

I'm saving money for our road trip!

You are getting the hang of my rules.

Tallulah82 · Dec 5, 2017

iLackBrainCells said:
Yeah. I make the rules... Right.

No trainers (or sneakers for our American friends).

No morals.

And no sense of decency.

Oh and a one-off payment of $50 to me. (I accept Gold or Silver too)

barefootgirl69 said:
No shoes
No shirt
No problem

I'm saving money for our road trip!

Oh, I have a special rule for the wimmins. They get in free as long as they flash Brainy.

Damn, I am REALLY good at this pimping thing.

coachdb18 · Dec 5, 2017

Tallulah82 said:
Impromptu British Lesson:

Cheque. Not check.

Are you absolutely sure you're not
CANADIAN!

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