Handley_Page
Draco interdum Vincit
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Since the original Humor thread closed (too popular, I guess), I tender the following as the latest version:
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A student asked his English professor, “What is the definition of a dilemma?"
The professor said, “Well, there's nothing better than an example to illustrate that. Imagine that you are lying in bed with a beautiful naked young woman on one side and a gay man on the other ... who are you going to turn your back on?"
The door.
But from which side?
Would it matter?
Oh come one chaps. Tell us a joke. . .
The other day I took my dogs downtown to enroll them in the welfare program.
The lady behind the desk said "I'm sorry, but dogs don't qualify for welfare."
"I disagree," I said politely, "My dogs are of mixed race, they're lazy, unemployed, can't speak English, are illiterate, have no education and have no idea who their fathers were. Not only that, but they depend on me for food, lodging and medical care."
So the lady looked in her policy manual to see what was required to be put on welfare.
Spot and Rover get their checks starting next month.
STOP!
When someone yells stop, I don't know if it's in the name of love, it's
hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen...