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Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

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Tallulah82 said:
Fuck!!!!

I'm wasting so much time on here haha! Goddammit - come and take my laptop from me! :eek:
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Where do you want me to take it? I hope you'll delete your browsing history of gay porn before I collect?

Anyway, yes! You're supposed to be busy today. I'd spank your arse and tell you to get to it, but I'm afraid for NY physical and mental well-being.
 
iLackBrainCells said:
Where do you want me to take it? I hope you'll delete your browsing history of gay porn before I collect?

Anyway, yes! You're supposed to be busy today. I'd spank your arse and tell you to get to it, but I'm afraid for NY physical and mental well-being.
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I KNOW!!!! I made the mistake of logging in, thinking I could just check on my messages and leave. *sobs* I'm soooo weak! :(

Your_Viking_Slave said:
As you wish, my Goddess...
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:cool:
 
Silentnerd said:
Morning all
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Guten Tag :)

Tallulah82 said:
I KNOW!!!! I made the mistake of logging in, thinking I could just check on my messages and leave. *sobs* I'm soooo weak! :(
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I know *pats head* But we all have our weaknesses. Yours is Lit. Mine is seeing short women lube up with Johnson's baby oil and wrestle each other in a paddling pool full of noodles.

Um... I've said too much.
 
iLackBrainCells said:
You're far too nice.

I usually call Tal a "mad, mental bitch". *nods*

:p
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Whoop Whoop! You did it! You said it! You is such a Baaaadd Boy. All you now is a Pussy Posse, and then you'll be a totes wikkid Lit-Dick. :cool:

To be fair, this is only my weekday title. On a weekend, I prefer to be called 'cock-juggling thunder cunt', if you don't mind. :cool:

Silentnerd said:
Morning all
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Hey Nerdy, tis lunchtime! Time for sausage casserole. And no, that's not a euphemism... uhm, I think... ;)
 
Tallulah82 said:
Whoop Whoop! You did it! You said it! You is such a Baaaadd Boy. All you now is a Pussy Posse, and then you'll be a totes wikkid Lit-Dick. :cool:

To be fair, this is only my weekday title. On a weekend, I prefer to be called 'cock-juggling thunder cunt', if you don't mind. :cool:
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I've been trying to figure out how to get it into a conversation...

Hang on! I thought you preferred to be called a "spunk-gargling, cunt trumpet"?
 
Silentnerd said:
Are you sure lol
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;) :kiss:

iLackBrainCells said:
I've been trying to figure out how to get it into a conversation...

Hang on! I thought you preferred to be called a "spunk-gargling, cunt trumpet"?
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Two things. 1. I can't gargle. Seriously, I don't know why, but I can't!?! I panic, and end up spluttering and choking. Very scary :eek: Secondly, trumpet??? LMAO! I was never aware that I my flappy kitty was able to send out parps of "Come Hither" noises! :eek:

Thank you for the most graphic image so far today. :D
 
Tallulah82 said:
Two things. 1. I can't gargle. Seriously, I don't know why, but I can't!?! I panic, and end up spluttering and choking. Very scary :eek: Secondly, trumpet??? LMAO! I was never aware that I my flappy kitty was able to send out parps of "Come Hither" noises! :eek:

Thank you for the most graphic image so far today. :D
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I have it on good authority that it can play the Hawaii Five-0 theme tune when it's warmed up correctly. *nods*

:p
 
iLackBrainCells said:
Wonky! Who else? He told me he heard you let loose a few notes. If you're going to blame anyone, blame him. He's loose-lipped.
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Sigh. Of course. Bloody ass.

Ok, I wasn't going to talk about this again. Wonks and I promised not talk about it again. But seeing as you're pushing the point...

When a dude plunges in and out - completely in and then pulls all the way out - over and over and over again... well, basically his dick is pushing air into your vag, and it builds up. At some point, there's going to be one hell of a fanny fart. It can happen quickly, or hold off until you get to the bathroom afterwards. But it's going to happen.

Wonks was going at it like a stallion. It's not MY fault it was so loud that it shook the pictures on the wall!!! And I think he was high, because it wasn't Hawaii 5-0, it was more walrus like.

Now I'm going to go hide in the box of shame. :eek:
 
Tallulah82 said:
Sigh. Of course. Bloody ass.

Ok, I wasn't going to talk about this again. Wonks and I promised not talk about it again. But seeing as you're pushing the point...

When a dude plunges in and out - completely in and then pulls all the way out - over and over and over again... well, basically his dick is pushing air into your vag, and it builds up. At some point, there's going to be one hell of a fanny fart. It can happen quickly, or hold off until you get to the bathroom afterwards. But it's going to happen.

Wonks was going at it like a stallion. It's not MY fault it was so loud that it shook the pictures on the wall!!! And I think he was high, because it wasn't Hawaii 5-0, it was more walrus like.

Now I'm going to go hide in the box of shame. :eek:
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Well, that's er... descriptive! I never had Wonky down as a stallion. Shows just how much people can have different sides which others can't see.

He did recall the pictures shaking on the wall. He just thought he was dehydrated and hallucinating. I'll have to tell him that you said he moved the Earth for you - you know - build his confidence up a bit.
 
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