Old 12-16-2017, 09:30 AM   #501
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Hey sweetie! Sure, its great exercise! You can join me...in fact, take over...I'm probably going to fall soon...lol
I dont think the pole is strong enough for me...

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Maybe we need to call her name....We want Talulah! We want Talulah...its your turn to dance

*Ouch..my muscle...I think I have a cramp now...lol
Oh i agree. Come on Tal, Shake what your mamma gave ya.

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Old 12-16-2017, 09:42 AM   #502
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I think Tallulah is hiding somewhere.
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Old 12-16-2017, 11:58 AM   #503
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Well were waiting for Tallulah I'll massage than cramp for you.

WE WANT TALLULAH.
LOL! I shall pole-dance on Christmas Eve, a special holiday treat for whomever it appeals to...

Sorry, I've been busy for the past couple of hours. Just realised how much fucking time I waste sometimes.
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LOL! I shall pole-dance on Christmas Eve, a special holiday treat for whomever it appeals to...

Sorry, I've been busy for the past couple of hours. Just realised how much fucking time I waste sometimes.
Good afternoon....

And I for one would love to see you dance (I'll bring plenty of $1 bills )
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And I for one would love to see you dance (I'll bring plenty of $1 bills )
You need euros dude,

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Old 12-16-2017, 12:01 PM   #506
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And I for one would love to see you dance (I'll bring plenty of $1 bills )
Woohoo! Making money time!

I should send out flyers.
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Old 12-16-2017, 12:03 PM   #507
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You need euros dude,

*hugs* Tal.
Actually, we're on the £ but don't worry, I can get all currency changed.

*hugs and gropes* back atcha.
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I was in here earlier, Tal... just reading along trying to go back to sleep. But, it was so entertaining that I was here laughing my ass off in bed.

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Actually, we're on the £ but don't worry, I can get all currency changed.

*hugs and gropes* back atcha.
*blushes*
i always get so confused with pounds and loonies and euros and shillings and all.
 

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Actually, we're on the £ but don't worry, I can get all currency changed.

*hugs and gropes* back atcha.
Oh I would love to £ Tal, but what would the neighbors think?
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I was in here earlier, Tal... just reading along trying to go back to sleep. But, it was so entertaining that I was here laughing my ass off in bed.

I like you. Really.
Girly boob-squishing hugs I hope you got enough sleep to tackle the day!

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i always get so confused with pounds and loonies and euros and shillings and all.
Aww, I love making the dragon blush. Don't worry about it, Blue. I even take credit cards, to make it easier.
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Ha! Well done, monster dick, well done.
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Aww, I love making the dragon blush. Don't worry about it, Blue. I even take credit cards, to make it easier.
To boobie squish BFG, Tal, you'd have to get down on your knees.....hmmm, that's not a bad mental image.....
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Old 12-16-2017, 12:13 PM   #515
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*stunned*
Uh oh. Do I need to slap you out of your freeze?

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To boobie squish BFG, Tal, you'd have to get down on your knees.....hmmm, that's not a bad mental image.....
Oh no, I got this covered as I always carry a pair of step ladders with me for lil people to reach me.
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A bit extreme, but I see the point you're trying to make. But no, I don't think that BFG's head would actually fit inside my pu....

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A bit extreme, but I see the point you're trying to make. But no, I don't think that BFG's head would actually fit inside my pu....

You cant give me images like that.
 

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Well, then, don't post pics that make me think of that kind of twisted shit! Your fault.


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It looks like PB had them locked in his cellar all this time.
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😂😂

I like how my height has become the butt.. er, um... yeah... of the jokes this morning.

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I like how my height has become the butt.. er, um... yeah... of the jokes this morning.

Thanks, DS... I will pay you back on our lunch date!
BFG, you are not the Butt of any jokes for me.
In fact i havent seen your butt in order to comment.
 

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I am? Lol! I want to know what you're thinking! How fucked up can your imagination get?

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Haha! Awwww. Poor you.
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