The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

Trinique_Fire · Apr 22, 2009

fieryjen said:
And you get back a stack of graph paper.

I put in a leftover wedding invitation...

...and you get back a box of Wheat Thins and a half brick of cream cheese

I put in a yellow Mizzou cup...

Austin8 · Apr 22, 2009

fieryjen said:
And you get back a stack of graph paper.

I put in a leftover wedding invitation...

and you get a man claiming you as his own.

I put in a fig leaf...

frisky-leo · Apr 22, 2009

Austin8 said:
and you get a man claiming you as his own.

I put in a fig leaf...

And you get an apple and a snake.

I put in a fuzzy cat toy

Austin8 · Apr 22, 2009

frisky-leo said:
And you get an apple and a snake.

I put in a fuzzy cat toy

And you get *cat nipped*.

I put in a orange bicycle reflector...

Emperor_Nero · Apr 23, 2009

Austin8 said:
And you get *cat nipped*.

I put in a orange bicycle reflector...

...and you get an orange safety vest.

I put in a day's worth of junk mail...

honeybites · Apr 23, 2009

Emperor_Nero said:
...and you get an orange safety vest.

I put in a day's worth of junk mail...

And you get back the Sunday paper's comic section from three months ago!

I put in a writer's block.

Austin8 · Apr 23, 2009

honeybites said:
And you get back the Sunday paper's comic section from three months ago!

I put in a writer's block.

and you get a vacation to the Swiss Alps.
I put in a homespun yarn...

Emperor_Nero · Apr 23, 2009

Austin8 said:
and you get a vacation to the Swiss Alps.
I put in a homespun yarn...

...and you get back a homemade afghan blanket.

I put in a piece of Swiss chocolate...

MagicaPractica · Apr 23, 2009

Austin8 said:
and you get a vacation to the Swiss Alps.
I put in a homespun yarn...

Dang, too late.

Austin8 · Apr 23, 2009

MagicaPractica said:
Dang, too late.

Nah, never to late.

TE999 · Apr 23, 2009

Emperor_Nero said:
...and you get back a homemade afghan blanket.

I put in a piece of Swiss chocolate...

And you get back a copy of "Yodeling for Dummies".

I put in some styrofoam packaging blocks...

Austin8 · Apr 23, 2009

TE999 said:
And you get back a copy of "Yodeling for Dummies".

I put in some styrofoam packaging blocks...

And you get a empty crt monitor box.
I put in my girls favorite collar...

Emperor_Nero · Apr 23, 2009

Austin8 said:
And you get a empty crt monitor box.
I put in my girls favorite collar...

...and you get back a brand new leash.

I put in leftovers from last night's dinner...

Austin8 · Apr 23, 2009

Emperor_Nero said:
...and you get back a brand new leash.

I put in leftovers from last night's dinner...

and you get a cornish game hen roasted to perfection.
I put in my favorite #2 pencil, by mistake...

frisky-leo · Apr 24, 2009

Austin8 said:
and you get a cornish game hen roasted to perfection.
I put in my favorite #2 pencil, by mistake...

You get back a shiny .5 mechanical pencil.

I put in a buttery nipple shot

Austin8 · Apr 24, 2009

frisky-leo said:
You get back a shiny .5 mechanical pencil.

I put in a buttery nipple shot

And you get me with digital camera and tripod

I put in a gram of pure flake...

voluptuary_manque · Apr 24, 2009

Austin8 said:
And you get me with digital camera and tripod
I put in a gram of pure flake...

And get back a flakey perv.

I put in dozen tomato sets.

Austin8 · Apr 24, 2009

And get back a wonderful tomato salad with fresh mozzarella and basil.
I put in a snapshot of backpacking trip along the AP...

voluptuary_manque · Apr 24, 2009

Austin8 said:
And get back a wonderful tomato salad with fresh mozzarella and basil.
I put in a snapshot of backpacking trip along the AP...

And get resupplied by llama train.

I put in a vintage Keltypak.

TE999 · Apr 24, 2009

voluptuary_manque said:
And get resupplied by llama train.

I put in a vintage Keltypak.

And you get back a pair of resoled hiking boots.

I put in two 40 lb hand weights...

voluptuary_manque · Apr 24, 2009

TE999 said:
And you get back a pair of resoled hiking boots.

I put in two 40 lb hand weights...

and get back a 60 lb. Weightvest.

I put in a discount ticket to your local laser body sculptor.

Austin8 · Apr 24, 2009

voluptuary_manque said:
and get back a 60 lb. Weightvest.

I put in a discount ticket to your local laser body sculptor.

and get a ride on the Millennium Falcon.
I put in a VHS tape, Enter the Dragon...

TE999 · Apr 24, 2009

Austin8 said:
and get a ride on the Millennium Falcon.
I put in a VHS tape, Enter the Dragon...

And you get back a DVD 'Kung Fu For Dummies'.

I put in the old wheels from my lawn mower...

Austin8 · Apr 24, 2009

TE999 said:
And you get back a DVD 'Kung Fu For Dummies'.

I put in the old wheels from my lawn mower...

and you get a bag of mulch.
I put in g-string...

Bruce Lee is the Master!

MagicaPractica · Apr 25, 2009

Austin8 said:
and you get a bag of mulch.
I put in g-string...

Bruce Lee is the Master!

And get back a roll of waxed mint dental floss.

I put in a collection of fortune cookie fortunes.

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